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my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

me being born: *peace sign* hey

has anyone else’s life been really off lately or is it just me

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

“what’s up?” idk breathing air and stuff

Wtf is sephora

It sounds scary

isn’t that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy

im what the kids call

sleep deprived

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

what she says: no

what she really means: no

Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*

*looks at pictures of myself as time progresses* wow you can literally see the life leave my eyes

pick your poison

kissing you would be so lit right now