actually genuinely funny how trans people are stereotyped as fragile and overly sensitive when cis people have meltdowns over the word cisgender

Sue De Beer, Two Girls, 2001

This too, is yuri

thank you lgbt people who are into horror

thank you lgbt people who creates the horror

thank you lgbt people who are the horror

saw a comment once that convex reminded them of the addams family

#‘el pastel promedio tiene tres leches’ es en realidad un error estadístico. El pastel promedio tiene 0 leches. Leches Georg#quien vive en una cueva y absorbe 10.000 leches al día#es un valor atípico qeu no debería haberse contado (via @deathbycoldopen)

From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944

diversity win! this farmer is poly

Michelle Pfeiffer whipped the heads off those four mannequins in one take and received applause from the Batman Returns crew.

………..

This is some of the biggest dick energy I’ve ever seen.

Her whip instructor also taught Harrison Ford for Indiana Jones, and has gone on record saying Michelle is a SIGNIFICANTLY more skilled whip markswoman than Harrison. And as a friend pointed out she was more skilled in a FAR LESS COMFORTABLE AND IMPRACTICAL costume than our good friend Indie. It’s essentially the backwards and in heels phenomenon.

She still has the whip and still knows how to use it.

This this this this this this this!

tragic triplets named hugh (short for hubris) ana (short for anagnorisis) and cath (short for catharsis)

okay i appreciate you all but i just feel some things i say don't need to be immortalised in gifs i am so sorry

literally nothing funnier than a newly born aquatic mammal realizing they've been cursed to live in water

sometimes i think im a normal mc player. other times i realize that maybe it isn’t normal to have nearly 10 stacks of netherite blocks in my shulker box. then i remember that’s a pretty normal thing for the server i play on.

oh btw this eventually reached an entire shulker box of netherite blocks, which i then proceeded to just give to another server mate. i love being sooooo fucking normal <3

Pls do not reblog anything with the old disability pride flag, it does cause seizure and migraines, please use the new one which was created by the same person with the feedbacks of many other disabled people.

This is the safe one:

Dont use the zigzag one, your making disabled space inaccessible for a part of the community.

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friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

*as listed by the UN. post in the tags if you're not from one of these cities!

I feel that this is an important case study in Tumblr demographics and what the polls are actually reflecting

actually based on my math this is currently pretty representative! 2.7% of respondents live in the most populous cities, which would be 216 million people (of 8 billion), and the total population of those 9 cities is just over 214 million!

[38/75] RenTheDog and Martyn InTheLittleWood - Little Soldiers ALT

“We didn't give up, we wouldn't dare surrender.”

The fucking horse girls are trying to recruit me

Diagnosed with blood horses

white girls hunting me in packs