rarrgh!!!!!
scary obama be like: Uhh let me be fear
oh my god best post ever
This should be the first post every new blog has to view before registering
pastassassins
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
this has almost 11 million notes what is this
I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site
I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????
oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left
For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.
This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.
This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post
World Heritage Post
Just had a dream that a novel exists which is written from the POV of an old man dying in the 1920s in the form of diary entries and bit by bit it's revealed it's actually a closeted trans woman who was out during her youth and forced to recloset and now I desperately want to read it
The narrator was like, referring to a girl called Sarah in all the writings, and at the start it's super unclear who Sarah actually is and it's speculated by the people around that she may be a lover from the narrator's youth, until it's noted that Sarah had heterochromia and that's the defining trait of the narrator
Oh also Sarah did actually have a lover. They were T4T and lived in a little cottage by a lake until he was drowned in it and Sarah couldn't make ends meet anymore and had to recloset
Okay a bunch of people have told me to write the thing now so I've decided if this post gets 30K I'm turning the thing into an epistolary novel.
It's amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.
There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.
I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?
I feel like this is a good time to bring back this classic...
Don't be a dork ass loser.
[ Luo Li Rong ]
fascists have always tried to control art. by labelling certain types of art as degenerate you control what kind of culture is seen as degenerate
this video is so dangerous why did he put this in the public’s hands. killers can watch it after every kill and be able to get into the kingdom of heaven and then keep killing in heaven all they want
That noise is him taking a screenshot of your soul
Plane flight home. Guy holding up the TSA line because he is trying to bring a live cat on board. No harness. No carrier. Just a loose armful of cat.
TSA agent is clearly beyond pissed, but also doesn't really know how to respond.
They just sent him through. TSA told him to wait while someone "found a carrier."
The guy looked sheepish and confused. Like, he didn't even realize, the cat was gonna be a problem. Also, calmest cat I've ever seen.
astronic explodes (aka things this dumbass noticed)
what does that text say??
these 2 drones with light blue eyes have a loading screen lookin thing on it and kind of look like they're wearing the same dress as nori and yeva? they're also barefeet like nori and presumably yeva
the hand in the thumbnail has a light blue glow, and in the teaser there is a brief solver symbol that's blue (0:21 seconds).. so..
i was thinking snake but yeah it looks much more like a dinosaur now that i see it more clearly- who knows maybe its both. still very interesting
Ballister: [eating a cinnamon roll]
Ambrosius and Nimona: Cannibalism
Ballister: [confused, adorable chewing noises]
