For the first time in 3 years I have made it one full year without being terminated

new tumblr holiday declared

September 1 is now

🍍🐺 Wereralph Day 🐺🍍

PUT YOUR PAWS UP FOR WERERALPH DAY

extended magical girl transformations are lovely and all, but there's something sort of romantic about a magical girl who transforms in an instantaneous flash of light.

imagine, a magical girl who transforms and detransforms when she's bored, or mildly stressed. sitting in a waiting room, flash, magical girl, flash, normal girl, flash, magical girl again, and so on. someone enters the room; flash, she's a mundane girl again. she realizes it's her enemy; flash, she's a magical girl again, and this time she has her sword.

In The Demon Girl Next Door, magical girl transformations actually take place in like hundredths of a second we just see a slowed down version

So you get

But you also get just

this tag is good and correct.

Dioooooos

Watching the first one: Yes, my brain that is used to Atlantic coastal dolphins registers that as the size that orcas probably are.

Watching the second one: OH LAWD HE COMIN'

First orca: oh cool! What a lovely thing to see that close and capture the moment on film. How nice!

Second orca:

Obviously mcr is extremely popular and not a niche band but still seeing people wear mcr shirts on campus is so crazy it’s like oh my god it’s all real

Is the emo/scene in the room with us rn

DOES ANYONE HAVE EYES ON RAYMOND TORO

at mcr5 university failing my rug analysis class

Why do they keep saying this 😭

will we ever know about gerard

YESSSSS YESSSSS YESSSS WE WILL YAY

HIIIIIII

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

stop taking bong hits during the sensitive parts of the movie bro

stop taking bong hits

during the sensitive parts

of the movie bro

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Have you guys seen the golden cow its pretty cool. probably even cooler than God

seen lots of articles and people saying that heartstopper was like "too clean" and that teenagers aren't that wholesome and they should be having sex and doing drugs and stuff and sure some teenagers definitely do have sex and party and do drugs but honestly a lot of teenagers DON'T and the idea in tv that all teenagers do that kind of thing can really fuck you up when you're like 16!!!! because you think you're behind your peers but mostly you AREN'T !!!!! we need boring teenager representation not everyone has a euphoria skins degrassi teenagehood some of us didn't drink or party or date some of us just did the kind of stuff they did in heartstopper like walk dogs and have sleepovers and skip prom to hang out at a friend's house and dance and have a good time and watch sitcoms!!! like heartstopper is good representation for people who just had regular uneventful teenage years!!!!

Not to sound like a 90s shallow prep, but how you dress can affect your self esteem, and putting energy into wearing things you actively like and projecting an ideal of yourself through fashion instead of seeing clothes as things you have to put on out of obligation helps.

It also can give you a sense of control over your appearance that you otherwise wouldn’t have lmao

I bought a cape because of this

this post is written in a humorous tone but this is the realest shit.

two years ago i wore baggy sweatpants and flip flops every day because i was depressed but then decided eh to hell with it and bought some black edgy emo clothes bc thats how i always wanted to dress but never got a chance to and it was only then that i realized that the sweatpants flip flops look was just keeping me in my depression funk. i didnt like the way i looked and i didnt identify with the clothes i was wearing and it only made me feel worse.

i then went through my entire wardrobe and got rid of everything that made me feel that way.

now i have multiple outfit possibilities requiring different levels of effort but on days where putting on clothes just seems like a project i just have to put on black jeans and a band t-shirt and i can still feel good about the way i look which is a really good way to start off my day.

i can not recommend this approach to clothing enough.

Can I just say this is the healthiest mindset related post I have seen on this sight and I want every single person on here to read this

WE ARE SO BACK

oh wow.

Just found what may be my worst draft ever