i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule
sweetbonbonqueen
Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow
jovan
he 😜👦 was a skater 🚴🎿 boy 🎸🎮🚬she 🙅 said 💬 see you later 👋 boy ✌️ bush did 9/11 he🚶wasn’t good enough 👺 for her💅💆💇👰
saddestbpd
someone I dislike: *likes something that I like*
Me: great, now, it’s ruined
In a few years, when all of our smartphones are waterproof, we’ll be able to push people in swimming pools again
Someone: You're gonna end up alone because you're too picky
Me: You're gonna end up divorced because you settle for less
Source: thecommonchick.com
Han Solo is not dead what the fuck are you talking about he’s just hiding from Leia because he doesn’t want to do the dishes
Yup