walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
the show: is literally called the fall of the house of usher
me when lenore dies:
Hatchetfield musicals + putting on a silly little show within the show
I feel like some people need to relearn Genre Expectations... "Man, this tragedy sucks!!! Why didn't they just do XYZ, then everything could have ended happily!!" well, then it wouldn't be a tragedy, would it. "Man, this lighthearted teen romcom is terrible, it's so sappy and unrealistic!!" Well, yeah. If it had been gritty and dark, it wouldn't have been a lighthearted romcom, would it. Is the writing actually bad or are you just trying to order a milkshake from a Home Depot
You tell the pizza guy you don't have any money and want to pay in pussy and he just breaks down crying. You were his thirteenth job of the day, after also doing lyft and Doordarsh and task rabbit, and honestly like, the sentiment is nice, he WOULD like some intimacy (he's so tired by the end of the day, he can't even masturbate and anyways he feels so disconnected from his body, it's like a tool for capitalism and he struggles to view it as something capable of pleasure) but honestly, if you could PLEASE just give him $20 so he can afford something off the value menu at McDonald's. And you feel so miserable, like damn, you and the pizza guy end up splitting the pizza and just talking, and he tells you about his lifelong dream of taking up scuba diving and you tell him about your little etsy business that you do on top of your office job, and for a moment the human connection is enough for the both of you. Yall still fuck. Five stars, delivery driver was considerate, flexible and was open to pegging.
stop i was reading the latest issue and i saw this 😭😭
finding ways to overcome bruce's failsafe lessgo my bby
watching movies is so much more fun once your ear is trained to recognize the Wilhelm scream and the Dies Irae
You both get it
If you would like to join the fun and train your ear (aka never be able to be normal during a movie again)
Another important truth
Brb bout to go back into my Jason Todd obsession I LOVE HIM IN ALL VERSIONS I NEED HIM
Jon Matteson and Joey Richter in Nerdy Prudes Must Die (2023) / The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals (2018)
Guys 2014 is in two months
Guys 2024 is in two months
Kinda want to know what you fantasize when thinking about me.
nerdy prudes must die am I right
My message to everyone who reads these lines is to remember that the most powerful countries in the world are killing civilians in Gaza. Do not believe them when they speak about human rights and humanity. They have no humanity. We begged them over the past 17 years to break our siege. They never listened. Yet they are rushing to kill us. Keep my stories alive so that you keep me alive. Remember that I wanted a normal life, a small home full of my children’s laughter and the smell of my wife’s cooking. Remember that the world that pretended to be the savior of humanity participated in killing such a small dream. Remember me, as I prepare myself to leave this world by force and go to a better one — one where the U.S. and Israel do not exist. Tareq S. Hajjaj, October 15, 2023
May we all witness a liberated Palestine in this lifetime and the next
Nerdy Prudes is so funny, it's like: Local prude Grace Chasity has one (1) sexual fantasy. Six dead, four injured, one driven insane.
doodled the Spankoffski bros 🫶
I love you for this, I hope you know that 🐐💛🐐







