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EbrithilBowser

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Just somebody who likes creatures and wants the world to be a better place for everybody - he/his (they/their is also okay) https://zaubererbruderasp.deviantart.com/ This blog is not safe for arachnophobes. I respect you, but I will occasionally reblog spider pictures.

Theres a novel by Poul Anderson called The High Crusade, which has an alien spacecraft land in rural England in 1345 during the Hundred Year’s War. The local baron has been raising an army to help King Edward against the French, and immediately assumes this must be some kind of enemy trick.

In a way, he’s correct: the aliens are scouts for a brutal and repressive interstellar empire, which has dominated numerous planets through their devastating technology.

Unfortunately, this reliance on advanced weapons means they’ve completely forgotten all forms of melee combat and Sir Roger of Tourneville leads his militia to defeat the aliens easily.

They spare a single enemy, forcing him to fly the ship at spearpoint. They intend to raid behind enemy lines, capture the king of France to end the war, and then go onward to reclaim the Holy Land using the same tactic.

In an attempt to outwit the knights, the alien pilot actually travels to the nearest Imperial planet, where he expects the occupying military forces to save him.

I won’t spoil the details, but the knights accept this as a challenge and declare the launch of the “high crusade”.

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That last picture is so stupidly badass I might tattoo that next to my dick cause it ain’t getting any better after that

Here’s the cover and opening pages of Arthur C. Clarke’s 1986 future-telling book July 20, 2019. Published 17 years after the moon landing, it predicts what the world will look like on the event’s 50th anniversary. 

“Clarke invokes what you might expect in the way of supercomputers and laserdiscs that will respond to your voice command and place the world’s learning at your fingertips. Meanwhile, lovable robots will do the drudge work, provide companionship, and allow you leisure to pursue entertainments like movies that outdo each other in special effects or sports that will be based on a new breed of brainy/steroid-built superjocks. Had enough? Wait. Clarke also supplies his versions of hospital days and death-defying regimens. The scenarios here smack of Coma with illicit dealing in organ transplants, aborted babies as source of brain cells and so on. 

Clarke also hypothesizes war in 2019–an affair that starts as a rebellion in East Germany and escalates. An epilogue laments the decline in the United Nations, but sees hope in further developments of one of Clarke’s own favorite: projects: satellite communications. It will make earth a global family yet, he predicts. This note of optimism and a long, Clarke-at-his-best description of life in a 2019 space station (based on present experience) lift the book out of the veil of joyless hardware.”

Happy July 20! Are we all having a day in the life of the 21st century? I know I sure am. Here’s a cover with Tim White art.

They had a bunch of these in an IKEA I visited some months ago, but only as decoration so I couldn't buy one...

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

i have to do everything around here

And the best thing is, in some German dialects, there is also "ne" meaning the exact same thing but with entirely different etymology.

It's not devil worship. Some people just aren't religious.

I need Christians to understand that most non-Christians don't care about the devil or think about him at all on the regular, let alone worship him. He's just not on most people's radar. Seeing devil worship everywhere is the religious equivalent of tumblr fandom people making everything about their blorboes. There are whole worlds of ideas and symbols and practices that exist outside of your specific religion.

Some people just can't comprehend that other people are just not religious or live their religion in a vastly different way.

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I have found one mention of nisser having tails and one mention of will-o'-wisps having tails, but not trolls??? I am ctrl+f'ing for tails in all my digital copies and I can't find anything about trolls having tails. Is that really a 1900s invention???

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Did laymen differentiate between trolls in the church and trolls in the wild? At church, "demonum" and "monstrum" would apparently be translated into the Danish word "trold." And according to the Trolle family annals, the creatures their family used to slay were trolls. And they are depicted like this:

They are clearly meant to be demons. But they're referred to as trolls. Yet not a single layperson's description of trolls match these depictions. And yet this depiction is what has survived and mutated into the modern Danish troll, which looks more like this:

I'm missing something. I don't know if I'm overlooking it, or if I genuinely don't have the necessary information. But I'm missing one last piece to make sense of how folkloric trolls and christian demons combined into the modern day marketable troll.

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Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

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Why are your stupid little wizards and knights eating potato stew in your dumb European middle ages fantasy world. Where did they get potatoes from. Where is the center of domestication of potatoes, do you have a fantasy Andean civilization? What are the social and economic consequences of having such a calorie rich crop in cold climates. I don't care about "themes" or "enemies to lovers with found family", I didn't ask about that. Where does your idiot space captain gets their shitty coffee from. Is it imported from Earth? Are there coffee growing worlds? Is it an alien species replacement with the same name? What are the social consequences of that? Don't try to change the subject, I'll stop pointing the gun when I want, I'm trying to have a conversation here,

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stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

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I’m the world’s worse advocate for wasps. Everytime I see people repeating bees=nice good pollinators wasps=bad stinging meanies, I face a deep internal struggle trying to explain how they are important to the environment without explaining wasp facts that freak them out in ways they never even thought

“Bees might be cuter and make honey, but wasps are VERY important too, some of them are necessary as pollinators themselves! Hey anyways you wanna hear some fucked up things about figs?”

“You hate wasps? Well think of a bug that you hate more then wasps. There’s probably a parasitoid wasp that lays their eggs inside them and their babies to devour them alive from the inside, reducing that insect species’ population!”

“Your least favourite bug is parasitoid wasps now? Well you are gonna be THRILLED and CONFLICTED about the existence of hyperparasitic wasps.”

“The stinger might be scary, but it’s actually something only the females have, the males can’t sting you! This isn’t that useful since the wasps and bees that make those big nests are almost exclusively full of female workers.”

“Related note but did you know that their stingers are actually just a modified ovipositor.”

More people should love animals for their fucked up aspects instead of hating them for their mildly irritating ones