Who would win in a bad bitch alien fight
Roger is the bad bitch of the galaxy
Okay, but Roger also can’t keep a man.
Pleackly has a man, a family, and isn’t trapped living in an attic. And to top it off - see those two tongues? Roger wishes he could.
oh… the tea is hot
this post has brought me nothing but suffering since it has entered my life
A comic I quickly scribbled
after hanging out for a few hours, she had to go because her three kids were home from school ♥
This is one of those posts I hope never ever dies
Beetle Fight from Katamari Damacy
Working at hot topic is so fucking surreal
I made this post because today two guys came into the store and one kept purposely referencing Rick and Morty, while the other had never seen the show and the first guy was trying to make it seem like an awful thing that guy 2 had never seen it and was thinking he was superior for knowing a bunch of useless facts about the show. Meanwhile guy 2 looked visibly uncomfortable. While his was happening, some girls were arguing saying “you can’t be a fan of supernatural if you’ve only seen 4 seasons”.
I felt like I was living out a fucking tumblr post and I’m only keeping this job to get a discount on jeans
i hate this fucking picture of cr1tikal bc he looks like the guy who took me on 2 dates in college and then facebook messaged me with ‘we need to break up’ and i replied with ‘we were together?’ and he blocked me
Sometimes those chip readers are just a little too aggressive.
car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion
jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!
restaurant commercials: Its Back
I will never get over this joke Futurama was so important
Birthday
[instrumental chorus of “We Like to Party” (the Six Flags song) plays in the foreground]
masculine voice, seven seconds in: “You’re all animals.”
Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…
“I like your shoelaces”
How could you repeat that ancient curse?
describe your aesthetic in four words go
homeade bong im 11
Elvira conquering lizard breaking heights
Lol. That victory dance.
THE VICTORY DANCE ITS JUST LIKE YEAH YEAH OH YEAH YEAH OH YEAH
I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!
Everything in life is better now
no one eats blueberries faster…
one skin
two skin
three skin
dont finish this post
I hope you said yes.
