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PLEASE for the love of god read this
The first sentence was a left hook that I almost did not recover from.
The Dollskill brand copywriting bible… we found it…
this is like a clockwork orange but a girl
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Sexual themes
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.
royalkayblue
Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man
Under the new rules, homes that are not occupied for at least six months of the year are subject to a tax of one per cent of the property’s assessed value. The deadline to rent out empty dwellings was July 1.
Fazli said many of the people he has talked to are thinking of renting or selling their properties. He recently met with a woman who owns three empty properties in Vancouver — and says one of them is now listed for rent, another will be listed shortly and she is thinking of selling the third.
“This is a scenario of someone who is kind of in a panic now and needs to rent them out,” he said. […]
amazing
Why were they empty?
they’re meant to be investment properties, bought, left empty, and then sold a year or few later for huge profit as housing values continue to rise. it’s a massive part of the bc housing bubble, and why despite so much new construction it’s still so difficult to find rental housing
the fact that these landlords are panicking because they might have to actually use their housing properties as housing rather than finance capital is deeply funny
It should be more than a 1% tax rate though. I want it to be 100%. Torture them.
Can we get this implemented in this country?
who wants a list of some of my best videos about video game economic crisis events theyre kind of my favorite subject of all time
“the falador massacre”, an infamous runescape event in which a player was able to pvp kill in non-pvp areas, resulting in thousands of player items and gold being looted from corpses with no possibility of rollback
oh hell yes
it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them
i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video
I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.
orbispelagium
Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art
oh-man-aw-geez
“that’s right
we’ll fuck your wife”
IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER
strawberry-bundae
back in my day we didn’t have youtube or tiktok if you wanted people to see your funny video you had to mail a VHS tape to ABC and pray for bob saget’s approval
Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing
Ultimate Spider-Man, in the universe of the Ultimate imprint. It was the best of the Ultimate series.
chefpyro
Cool 👍
chefpyro
man, what the fuck
This is the most accurate post about getting into comic books I have ever seen.