unstoppable force vs immovable object

wild card

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

he does nt even know

Know what

the economic state of america

anyone here a fool?? anyone here stupid??

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

new mold just dropped

Bitch I been growing red mold in my shower for years

early access

does anyone want to join my midnight shovel club?  we walk around the streets at midnight with shovels

if you are ever having a problem

if you are ever having a problem like. you are making a lot of mistakes at a particular thing you have 4 options on how to think about what you are doing. so you could change it up and maybe stop making so many mistakes. and stop having a problem.

the first thing you could do is to think about the mistakes you’re making, maybe reach understanding. the second thing could be to not think about the mistakes at all, and persist on. the third thing could be to think about not making mistakes, about what it would feel like. the fourth is, of course, to not think about not making mistakes, and to remove yourself from the problem.

OK hope that made sense hopeeveryones having a good december

thanks i no longer have a problem now

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here