if you think my blog sucks, you should see the decisions i make in life lmao

Do you ever just lay in bed and realize how not okay you are

‪Reblog if you enjoy Disenchantment in spite of its faults and feel people’s expectations for that show are WAY too damn high‬

Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they’ll tell you about one day.

This is an important message.

One of those mandatory reblog. Because, Leslie Jones. Enuf said

a little something something to brighten everyone’s day

Quality post

Me as a parent lmao

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art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

UPDATE…………………… smaller

talented banana man

you fools…..while you studied the blade………..I studied banana

“omg why are you crying?” “the economy, bro”

Anon (via its-somuch-colder)

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

Ahunnaya (via help-n-quotes)