I’m going to open a restaurant called “Peace and Quiet” where kid’s meals are $250.00

Grateful Dead, Uncle John’s Band (via music-and-quotes)

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

You know what? funnily, it is.

I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are

the signs as musicals

Aries - Anything Goes Taurus - West Side Story Gemini - Pippin Cancer - Les Mis Leo - The Book of Mormon Virgo - Spring Awakening Libra - Cabaret Scorpio - Little Shop of Horrors Sagittarius - Rent Capricorn - Hamilton Aquarius - Guys & Dolls Pisces - Wicked

my dog: *falls asleep*

me: 

#literally me