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@easilydistractedandamused

I live up to my name. My posts are random and mildly amusing
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Dpxdc prompt:

Jazz, Danny, and Dani reincarnate.

The bodies they end up in are clones, aged up to five year olds, hidden in an underground lexcorp facility.

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hdgnj

I want them to be test tube babies more than strictly clones. Like, Danny and Ellie? Their base donor was Martian Manhunter. Mixed with Wonder Woman. Jazz? Old Batgirl sample(Babs) and Superman.

Which leads to them all being enhanced half aliens. Who are now very small. And very annoyed. But also capable of planning. They absolutely wait until they know enough about this new world to escape. They also figure out enough of their new powers to use them. True control will take a while longer. But they can work on it.

Basically, the Young Justice find out Lex is up to his old shenanigans and they are not pleased.Kon does not want to have some poor kids to un-brainwash. So they plan a rescue. Only, when they get to the facility? The kids are already half way out themselves. So we get a great moment of staring and freak out on both sides. Before the team grab them and go! They can just wreck the place later right?

The three kids are all holding a pile of documents. Covering their donors and expected powers. They clearly plotted their escape. And how to ensure they could look after themselves. Which is, uh, interesting. And definitely abnormal. But they all seem smarter than a kid that small should be. So who knows.

On Danny, Elie and Jazz's side? They were told about heroes vaguely. And the supposed bad influence they are. They didn't expect to meet any! Especially not when they were escaping their creators! But Fuck it. Surely they have something in place for escaped clones? If not? Well they will just set something up eventualy.

The three of them learned magic in the Realms before reincarnating. And they do have access to magic still. So uh. Magic can help them there. It definitely helped them fight off the attempted brain washing. And they were all given basic common sense implanted knowledge for this dimension! Now they just have to check how accurate it is!

Kon? For the record would like to state that he had no idea this was going to be a thing. But uh, The kids have decided they are siblings. And that since Lex created him? He is their big brother. Which is. You know? Cute. But also... Really a bit strange. Tim thinks it's cute. And refuse to help. He's gonna get his new siblings to get payback!

Mix it up.

Dani has Static Shock in her DNA. The JL find her zapping away at scientists.

Oh what if the main donors are as I said. With tiny bits of other heroes. Which gives them all the powers. Ellie just has more Static Shock than the other two. Danny and Jazz? Have access to other donor powers.

Kon? Is struggling! Tim help! Please. Oh gosh! How do I keep them safe? Yes I am AWARE that Jazz is going with Batman. As he is her primary donor. With Supes and Black Canary thrown in. And Danny is off to Martian Manhunter. With Ellie going to Wonder Woman. But they keep clinging!! Why do they keep refusing! Why do they want to stay with me dammit!!!!

The three heroes involved? Are going to have to figure out a rotation. The three refuse to be separated. And they want their big brother (Kon) with them. Not to mention the random powers popping up. Showing a range of donors. And frankly they aren't sure there isn't some Villain DNA in there...

Dick: Tim, Damian, and I finished going through the lab reports and the trio's DNA is from everyone registered in the League's data base.

Bruce: everyone?

Dick: yep

Bruce: even-

Dick: yep

Bruce: hnnn

Dick: the boy's DNA is mostly from the villain's list, while the red head is more from the league members list. The other girl seems to have an even mix of the two.

Danny clinging to Kon's leg: I always wanted a big brother

Jazz: 😢😭 me too

Kon: Tim help me

Tim: hey at least they aren't trying to kill you

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tobisiksi

torisai (romantic or platonic) but they are childhood friends

even better, they met after Saiki changed schools due to Saiki's elementary school accident

Toritsuka found out about what Saiki did and his powers from the ghosts (like in canon) and instantly wants to be his friend because he thinks it's cool how strong he is and maybe he could be able to learn some things

This confuses Kusuo a lot because- the ghosts told him about how he destroyed an entire classroom and even knowing how dangerous he is, Toritsuka wants to be his friend?? what the hell with this guy

and also kusuo is still affected by the accident, so he tries to avoid toritsuka like the plague because he's afraid that if he makes a friend the same thing as with asumi will happen again

but it doesn't work, toritsuka is persistent and saiki is just a boy who deep down wants to be loved for who he is, and although Tori still doesn't know everything about Ku, he knows his darkest secret soooo

they end up being besties yeaa friendship wins<333

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saiki falls down the stairs randomly because he gets startled by a bug or smt and hits his head really hard. so suddenly and hes spooked cause bug he didnt even manage to catch himself. he doesnt think anything of the incident or the horrible headache after because he has no reason to believe theyre related. he gets migraines from his telepathy all the time, and he surely cant be harmed by a simple fall like that, even if he DID hit his head really really badly

matsuzaki takes one look at him and he knows that the kid is very badly concussed and for some reason still came to school. hes dazed as fuck and stumbling and just very ill looking. its a miracle he made it to school in the first place

(of course saiki saw no red flags at all when he was forced to teleport because he was far too dizzy to walk to school. not to mention how tired he felt and how blurred everything-his thoughts and the literally things he was seeing-were getting)

one of the only benefits of kuusukes cameras and bugs in kusuos limiters. hed see the incident and be able to check immediately if they were damaged. and if they were, hed be on the next flight over mostly for his moms safety because kusuo with brokem limiters and a concussion is just asking for uncontrolled and dangerous powers

broken limiters + concussion he might not get or do any kind of treatment for and just try to act like its not there even as it gets worse = very high chance for brain damage at this rate

...now ive got a fic idea god dammit i have so many other wips. somebody else write it for me (/j but i dont care and would love it if someone actually does)

thankfully one of his friends or matsuzaki would get concerned enough to do SOMETHING about it after a little while of him clearly not resting and just as concussed as he was the first day. but still angsty

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More Vampire!Billy

  • Flash likes to sit next to Cap in meetings bc he can hide behind his bulk and snack or chat
  • At least until one dry meeting, Cap yawns wide, revealing perly white, viciously sharp fangs and then goes back to leaning boredly against his palm like its nothing
  • Flash has also learnt not to touch the "juice packs" Cap has, the man swears it isn't blood but it sure as hell looks, smells and tastes like it
  • Cap is THE Sunshine Boi but also has the creepiest aesthetic without meaning to
  • When his hood is up, the shadows are impossibly deep, revealing piercing, predatory blue eyes
  • Everyone hears him bouncing around and talking but no one ever hears him walk or catches him when he sneaks away
  • Growling is not uncommon when he is frustrated
  • Occasionally daydreams on what various people's blood tastes like. His hungry face, idly watching you is not comforting
  • He can walk up walls. Is that a vampire thing? A guy who can fly thing? Superman could do it, but would he?
  • Cap and Billy can't eat Green Arrow's chili without some discomfort :(
  • He/They tell him it's because of allergies but they're not happy about it
  • If he eats something with bones in it, he will use his canines to crack them open and eat the bone marrow
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hypewinter

Quick idea before I collapse into the sweet embrace of sleep.

Danny (running on two hours of sleep for the week) stumbled into Tim's apartment by accident. He looks around at the case files strewn about and the mountains of empty red bull cans, ramen cups, and coffee mugs before turning to Tim who's mid sip hunched over his computer.

Danny: Damn bitch, you live like this?
Danny: *proceeds to collapse of exhaustion*
Tim who just got shamed by some rando in his own home and is highly insulted: ...wtf
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I started thinking about Adventure Time again and thought of some ideas for some princesses:

1) Circus Princess. She’s a clown but also a ringleader. Her castle is a circus tent. Some of her citizens could be balloon animals.

2) Shark Princess. Lot of teeth. Wears swim trunks. Her top may or may not be an old plastic bag

3) Wax Princess. Made of wax.

4) Sock Princess. A puppet on Ice King’s hand. Sounds like Ice King doing a bad falsetto voice. Ice King goes around convincing everyone that their relationship is getting pretty serious, that they’re really compatible. Absolutely no one believes him, but everyone goes along with it. Eventually Jake gets frustrated and whacks Sock Princess off Ice King’s hand, only to reveal that she has been a real princess the whole time. Everyone feels bad about it. (maybe: Ice King is also surprised. He thought he WAS trying to fool everyone)

5) Pottery Princess. She is made of ceramic and is very shiny. Would make twinkly ceramic sounds when she moves and walks. She can create new pottery people on a wheel. One citizen could be a lumpy finger pot, just a silly little guy.

6) Cowboy Princess and Deputy Cactus. They are girlfriends. Live in the Cowboy Kingdom. Lot of cowboys and cactus people there. I just realized I didn’t finish writing “mohawk” in my drawing

7) Birthday Princess. She is the go-to gal for throwing the ultimate birthday parties. Her hair could be made of streamers? It’s her birthday every day. Finn and Jake bring her gifts every time they visit (this stresses Jake out). Finn and Jake could help her with something, and she gives them a gift as thanks. It’s the same gift Jake got her and she just regifted it.

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Au where nendo is convinced that saiki is mute. Nendo is immune to psychic powers or somethin (head empty. No thoughts. (His or saiki's)) and obviously never heard saiki use his voice, so he just assumed he couldn't speak

This could go a cute route of nendo learning sign language to talk to saiki with :3 (though we have no idea if saiki knows sign, so he'd probably just be "??????" at nendo)

Saiki’s kinda rude so he might not recognize that Nendo’s trying to sign at him. He’d probably be like “why is Nendo gesturing at me like that what a weirdo”

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shun-kaido

I made a Saiki k OC and went fuck shes a medium too bc that’s an epic power & I like ghost shit n also I have realized now both mediums are purple

She transfers to pk bc she heard about another medium there and was like “that’s really cool I wanna meet them” and she got immediately disappointed but she’s still like “he’s the only other medium I know of I will just have to deal with it” also she has a crush on Aiura

Saiki, upon meeting her: great we don’t need Toritsuka anymore *yeets Toritsuka off a cliff*