this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
Plane flight home. Guy holding up the TSA line because he is trying to bring a live cat on board. No harness. No carrier. Just a loose armful of cat.
TSA agent is clearly beyond pissed, but also doesn't really know how to respond.
They just sent him through. TSA told him to wait while someone "found a carrier."
The guy looked sheepish and confused. Like, he didn't even realize, the cat was gonna be a problem. Also, calmest cat I've ever seen.
the guy was his minion
Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
why do app game advertisements think i want to save a king from a fate that i'm sure he probably deserves
ever since i left the city YOU! (powerful shock wave emanates from me and shatters all nearby windows)
went in the sea for the first time in 4 years today and she slapped me
I love butterfly rays because half of the images of them online come in two varieties and it’s
a) a baybey!







