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@earvworm

essentially an archive of posts i find funny

Plane flight home. Guy holding up the TSA line because he is trying to bring a live cat on board. No harness. No carrier. Just a loose armful of cat.

TSA agent is clearly beyond pissed, but also doesn't really know how to respond.

They just sent him through. TSA told him to wait while someone "found a carrier."

The guy looked sheepish and confused. Like, he didn't even realize, the cat was gonna be a problem. Also, calmest cat I've ever seen.

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jame7t

the guy was his minion

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

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maamlet

me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin

the nefarious anglerfish: