kid, you'll move mountains

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mental that one, I'm telling you.
twenty-year-old Harry Potter enthusiast, writer, cheerleader, professional cynic and poor-decision maker, successfully navigating asteriod fields.
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Your fave is not problematic: Anakin Skywalker

  • treats men and women and children equally!
  • plans dinner parties for his daughter
  • works really hard to get his son to spend time with him
  • helps complete ambitious, long term construction projects for friends
  • gives his elders due respect!
  • would literally do anything for his wife. anything.

I'm ill in bed this Halloween so I'm snuggled up with my favourite (and most appropriate) thing to make me feel better ⚡️

friends meme: 2/3 characters · chandler bing

"If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be the crazy man with a snake, you know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies, kids won’t walk past my place, they will RUN. ‘Run away from crazy snake man!’ they’ll shout.”

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I want to go on a platonic date with The Rock. I want to go rollerskating with The Rock. I want to eat pizza and froyo with him on one of his cheat days. I want to go to the pound and adopt the smallest most fluffy puppy with The Rock. I want to play Cards Against Humanity with The Rock. I want The Rock to tuck me in and kiss my forehead when I go to sleep.