He has places to be
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This is what Willem Defoe was writing on his detective pad
I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP
Bruva I too have the mind goblin. It must know all the dirty laundry about Grimal! Her being the ancestor of weeaboos as we knows them (i only liked anime when it was mainstream to like anime), if her hair colors is a natural hue, and tease us about how she broke the little kitten! HEH.
She plays anime intros on loop every night to help her fall asleep and her hair is coloured with chlorine!!!!
Hi! Please do not release such sensitive details about our show Alfa! I’m going to sue you! Also stop spreading the chlorine lies! Don’t make me bring up the time you tried to gaslight both me and Speaker about an art direction move you tried to pass off as his!
Thanks Bestie! I’ll destroy you!
do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures
these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other
Penetration, my liege?
not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures
Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhatten. The question now is can they HOLD it
Ben and Jerry’s is dangerous ice cream... capitalizes on the evolutionary human instinct to dig for chunks... before you know it half the pint gone
the children yearn for the mines
A donkey with a man's name was found playing poker call that a card ass ian lmaoo wait whats happ
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Guys, that same admirer left me another bouquet of Kilmarian daisies in my quarters <3
#personal #dax rambles #wishing for her
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Gentle reminder that your pagh femininity can be damaged by engaging in unclean behaviors, such as violence, contact sports, rectal copulation, and real person shipping. Please stay vigilant and protect your pagh in the name of the Prophets!
#kai speaks #religion #the prophets #pagh #pagh hacks
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So, was anyone going to inform me that someone installed this ancient program onto the station's computer, or did everyone assume that I would eventually learn from Jake?
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Jake, I'm starting to worry about your obsession with "ancient" humor....
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How are you doing that?
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It seems as though I have returned, but as an entity inside the station computer.
#there are a lot of us in here
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Vent. Don't reblog.
#How long has my ex wife been sleeping with my guls?! #I just caught her doing it with the new recruit #and she tried to tell me this shit about how since I do it all the #time then she can do it too? #and I tried to explain but she just said that we aren't #married anymore so I can't tell her what to do #the state of the cardassian family is in fucking pieces #cardassia is doomed in the hands of women like these #ugh I need to call *** ***** to feel better #vent
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To the last anon: no, the Grand Nagus will not give personal advice to anyone who makes under four million slips of latinum per fiscal year. This was outlined in the Nagus' own rulebook in volume 3, section 387, paragraph 910. You would know this if you had done your own research. Stop asking for more clarification or you will be audited.
#finance #commerce #cw audit #mod b
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Repair station pussy really hit different
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All of these beautiful bajoran women ready to serve the state make me fit to burst 😍😍😍
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WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG WRONG BLOG
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Hello, friends! What a wonderful opportunity for me to introduce myself using this, delightful, quaint social media experience! Let me, as the first Dominion representative on this platform, extend my warm welcome to the citizens of the Alpha Quadrant!
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haha ❤️ hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
Sleeping Bulborb #519: AAAAAH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS ATTACKING ME?!!?!?!
Olimar’s Pikmin:
“Make my words.”
Well, I’m convinced.
why is sonic the hedgehog there
oh my god that's the bird upside down. i thought it was sonic the hedgehog