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Notorious S.O.P.

@earlobe-collector

she/her | bronze age enthusiast

They put me in the electric chair but after the process is complete I'm still alive and miraculously have bigger tits

I need to learn to play the guitar so I can sing cheesy love songs to any future partners or so I can play the sick ass bass riffs from risk of rain

Unfortunately the only instrument I've ever touched is a clarinet and honestly I think that's worse than having no experience at all

Penis redacted, penis.zip extracted.

When youre flaccid call that penis retracted.

With my penis blade revenge is exacted.

Penis crystal that light gets refracted.

Bottom surgery call that penis subtracted

Male stripper, penis payment transacted

Look at someone's penis that's penis distracted

With my penis song your emotions impacted

Penis of thine, penis of mine

Let’s add some spikes this is penis design

Penis malignant, penis benign

Worshipping cock at the new penis shrine

I’m penis okay, yes I’m just penis fine

Crushing my balls to extract penis wine

Oracular penis please give me a sign

Some sort of message from penis divine

Penis created, penis undone

Hunting down god with my penis gun

Ass naked on the concrete and baked by the sun

Out i go, on a quick penis run

A disgrace i am- for the penis i shun

Down in the sewers, with penis weights by the ton

I’m cock joking, i make penis pun

Usurper of dick, for there can only be one

A vision true, and from penis spun

The great era of penis has only begun