you were not born with venom in your veins

I’m sooo strong and masculine my arm doesn’t even shake when I’m holding a pot over the sink while I fill it up with water (lying)

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mr. spider wants more

This one guy is a hero to me.

Essek stans: Oh man we're gonna see Essek WRECK everyone's shit during combat i can't wait to be fed those sexy Dunamacy spells!

Essek in combat:

oh look, it's 16 year old me and 20 year old me's fandoms interacting... this should not be allowed

*makes a smart character* *realizes im the one who has to make them smart*

I love being home, cooking, taking long showers and just existing in my own time warp.

you missed it because you were looking at your phone but an angel just appeared to me with a flaming sword and told me that god decided there's nothing wrong with day drinking

this is good omens

might sound like a simp, but like, laura bailey? sensational, ashley johnson? incredible? marisha ray? bombastic. 

how do you be a writer, they ask. how???? easy. every morning i get to the keyboard and unleash unspeakable violence on people that i made up

some days be like "im doing my silly little tasks:-)" while others are "im doing my silly little tasks:-("

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it

I would like to congratulate greta thunberg on being the only funny person on twitter

#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

happy valentines day to howl and sophie only