a confused spaniard (via artcicmokneys)
"You Are My Sunshine" is either the sweetest fluffiest song or the saddest damn thing based on the context
friendly reminder that ginny wore muggle clothing during the holidays (◕‿◕✿)
friendly reminder that ginny wore cute 90s clothes (◕‿◕✿)
friendly reminder that ginny is an absolute babe (◕‿◕✿)
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
'It's OK Elsa. I've only been asking for YEARS.'
I finally got around to seeing Frozen. It completes me :)
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse
THIS KITTY IS THE CUTEST KITTY OMG, LOOK AT THOSE WHISKERS!
SCREAMS
This is a wizard kitten. I can feel it in my whiskers.
This is my kind of card.
PIZZA WOULD NOT APPROVE
i’m offended
i was looking at ken’s “wall” on barbie.com and
i have concluded that Ken is a psychopath
oh how the tables have turned
Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?” And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar
This person has the most real values to date
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

