When you see something and you’re wondering if it was truly designed to have the effect it is…
Guess who just read Equal Rites?
(Small typo)
A classic for the IT folks in the audience.
Reminder that all the mcyt cards on my blog are actually for sale! Cards measure 6x9in and cost $6, or you can commission your own card as well, mcyt related or not. Anyways, ya girl has bills to pay, so commissions are appreciated!
I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea
FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES!
and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section.
aliexpress is seriously the best place to look at sex toys because they can’t show nudity so they have to finding other ways to show off the use of the toys.
This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious.
that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for
oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!
one of my favorite things is when they decide to give you the whole hard sell.
instead of just being like “hey this is a good sex toy”, they instead try to explain why you’d even need a sex toy, from first principles. and that principle is usually “your boyfriend/husband sucks”. or doesn’t, I guess.
they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism
so the sound of this sex toy is between a flower and a clock!
wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds?
I’ve posted about the Hammer Sex Toy before, but it turns out it’s not alone. There’s also…
THE WRENCH!
now that is a fucking slogan
one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES.
sex toy or vulcan starship?
OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN!
this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.
In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing
Couldn’t resist the urge to calligraph this.
nice! I knew it felt like a poem. now it looks like one too!
It would be even better if it were an accidental haiku!
Alas, it is not.
I was looking at sex toys on aliexpress (like you do) and it suggested I get a 45cm (17″) Black Tourmaline Hexagonal Obelisk. I don’t think that’s a good idea
FINALLY, WE CAN TENTACLIZE THE CLOUDS THEMSELVES!
and now I found the “realistic torture/execution devices for dolls” section.
aliexpress is seriously the best place to look at sex toys because they can’t show nudity so they have to finding other ways to show off the use of the toys.
This results in a LOT of abused food, which is always hilarious.
that’s not what I was searching for and frankly at this point I can’t really remember what I was searching for
oh baby, slide into my chrysanthemum for some novel gameplay!
one of my favorite things is when they decide to give you the whole hard sell.
instead of just being like “hey this is a good sex toy”, they instead try to explain why you’d even need a sex toy, from first principles. and that principle is usually “your boyfriend/husband sucks”. or doesn’t, I guess.
they always end up looking like a r/wheredidthesodago commercial for lesbianism
so the sound of this sex toy is between a flower and a clock!
wait, a flower? do… do flowers make sounds?
I’ve posted about the Hammer Sex Toy before, but it turns out it’s not alone. There’s also…
THE WRENCH!
now that is a fucking slogan
one of my favorite things is that when they’re showing off that sex toys have a bluetooth+internet thing so people can control them remotely, they always show a world map and two points labeled with city names and they’re ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE NEAR THE ACTUAL CITIES.
sex toy or vulcan starship?
OH MEHR SPIELMÖGLICHKEITEN!
this will give you the biggest orgasm of your life, but your mother will die. Oh well, there’s other parents.
In the quiet night all you can hear is your rapid breathing
Couldn’t resist the urge to calligraph this.
Austen calligraphy practice anyone?
stunningpicture
This girl’s handwriting is the coolest thing I’ve seen all week.
Happy Towel Day my hoopy froods!
Could you make something based off this text from a friend describing how she wants her pronouns to be used? It was her birthday yesterday and I wasn’t able to get her anything and i know that something like this would make her so so happy. No pressure though to make something, only if you want to ( :
Hastily made but here
The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.
Well I need this on file so
A little calligraphy practice, borrowing from Frankenstein today.
Hello there! I see you are scribe! Want to be friends?
I am very newbie but yes! I would love to have some inky friends!
DD, I wanted to thank you for the Hiccup Cure (and re-up the link for anyone who hasn't seen it recently -- https://www.dianeduane.com/outofambit/2017/04/25/the-hiccup-cure/ !) My roommate had been uncomfortably hiccuping for hours and I cured them in 30 seconds once they let me try. It really works every time!
You're so welcome!
When the resident at the NYH emergency room spelled it out for me, I was caught between two immediate reactions: (a) suspicion, because it sounded too easy, and (b) that feeling of inevitability that sometimes accompanies explanations that make immediate perfect sense. There was, of course, nothing to do but test it. So I did, again and again and again... and it just kept working.
Anyway, here's the link again for those who don't feel like cut 'n' pasting.
req'd by @the-ultimate-salsa
yes :(
help me look :(
text: Aw buddy did you knock your eyeball under the couch again?
So excited for this one so I can show off the Creature!
Behold my mom's cat, Iggy the One-Eyed Wonder. He is a tuxedoed war criminal whose favorite toy is a plastic eyeball. He likes to bat it around the living room and it ends up under the furniture a lot.
For those who remember one of my last submissions, he is a littermate of Stella the Ball-Stealer. He just turned 5 at the beginning of the month (Stella passed away in the summer of 2021).