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Finding Peace

@eachinitsowntime

to each thing in its own time

Week after week I become more tempted to try the white gilgamesh

TWO THIRDS BEER AND ONE THIRD MILK

FROM A GOAT OR OF ITS ILK

Ok getting people asking for a review in the notes so here we go.

FLAVOR: Actually not bad at all. I used a wheat beer as sort of the closest modern approximation to sumerian beer, and mixed it 2/3 to 1/3 with goat milk. The flavors complemented each other well.

TEXTURE: Unusual, but not necessarily unpleasant. Creamy yet lightly carbonated from the beer. Definitely gonna bother some people.

AFTEREFFECTS: Sat in my stomach like a rock, and the alcohol hit me like I had had 3 beers instead of one. It does in fact make you feel you're made of wood

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you are opening gates that were not meant to be opened

Far-right group Patriot Front took to the streets of DC to march towards the US Capitol in the latest appearance of the white nationalist front. 

Approximately 200 people advanced along the National Mall on Saturday, flanked by police to keep the extremists separated from a small group of counter protestors. 

According to its website, the white nationalist group claims its 'activism' is intended to assert 'cultural independence' founded in 'our European race'. 

The Patriot Front made headlines last month when they descended on SatanCon in Boston, where the 'largest Satanic gathering in history' saw furious clashes between the far-right activists and religious zealots. 

Can women be twinks? Can men be butch? Instead of asking these incredibly niche questions ask yourself this, if they weren't allowed to do so, who would you have enforcing that ruling? and then, I hope this kind of re-framing opens your eyes about how silly that would be, to enforce as such. But really, this is what they mean when they say "kill the cop in your head." What good does it do you to try and police people more?

come watch eurovision we got:

funky uncle squad ready to throw hands with the nearest dictator

human neon conga line

thor in a toyota

pagan wedding rituals

edgar allan poe

token boyband

tiny woman in a box

possessed barbie dolls

xena, warrior singer

matrix cosplayers

glam rock fire lord ozai

cyberpunk ninjas and modern art sculptures

and lastly, europe when the votes come in

The idea that you can "protect" someone by giving them *less* knowledge is just so trivially fucking stupid on the face of it.

Of course, you can certainly protect yourself by giving other people less information, which is 100% the actual point.

this post is 1 day old and already has 11000+ notes and i am afraid to check if it's because people agree or disagree

Unless you are reporting a crime, the less tell a cop the better off you'll be

hey! don't do this! if it tears or otherwise leaks in any way you're going to get cheese and meat grease in your toaster and that's a really really great way to start fires. toasters are made for bread. they are not made for anything else and especially not something that is going to potentially drip grease as it heats up

i realized that just scrolling by this addition is easy to miss or skim over but tl;dr:

Arguably you could do this with some tinfoil and an iron

never understand ppl afraid to go to doctors with sex toy related issues. being upfront and saying "it's stuck :(" is significantly less weird and embarrassing than trying and failing to set it free and making it worse, and/or making up some obviously bullshit story when you finally have to submit to medical care. like, them having to yank a toy from your ass is way better than having to yank a toy and like 3 additional spoons bc you kept trying to diy your salvation

if you just come clean and say "well. i stuck a barbie up there. and that didn't go well" the doctors gonna be like "well let's get you sorted ig" bc it's not even the strangest thing they've seen that night,

but if you start rambling about how your were doing hot yoga naked and you were holding your wallet (which has an extra condom in it) to keep it safe because you aaaalways forget it and your hands were sweaty (because of the hot yoga) and you dropped it and the condom fell out and i guess the wrapping got ripped at some point and you didn't notice and it managed to fall ontop of this gag gift barbie you got from a friend haha that's so funny of them i know and anyway and it fell perfectly on the toy and then you slipped (because you were sweaty (because of the hot yoga)) and managed to fall perfectly on the (coincidentally condomed) barbie so it went 8 inches up your butt., well you're gonna end up on a reddit ama

can a guy not have a creative bone in his body these days?

Christianity is explicitly NOT in the Constitution.

American Christianity can fuck all the way off. Take your authoritarianism, your bigotry, your misogyny, your greed, and all of your lies, and get fucked.

aroace people really said "the closet? no no no, i'm gonna hide in caves, in the woods and even underneath rocks, i'm gonna be the best damn hide and seek player in the world" because i have yet to find one aroace person in real life

Thus raises an interesting point, that I must preface with the disclaimer that I don't interact much with anyone, even my own demographic(s).

Anyway, do we have a stereotype(s), especially appearance-wise?

You also underestimate my ability to see it but second guess whether this is big enough to be "it" or if there's, in fact, another "it" down the road where I actually need to turn OR see something that maybe possibly is "it" if you squint then question whether that's the correct "it" and go the wrong way.

The absolute height of the unintentional comedy of life that I have seen was in the finnish glass museum. Interior design is one of those things that's kind of a big deal here, one of those things that people who grew up somewhere are surprised to hear that their country is not all that known for. My friends share it in the group chat every time an american movie or show they're watching has a vase, water glass or candleholder in the background that they immediately spotted was by a finnish designer. I took up a whole paragraph to make it clear that this is A Whole Thing here.

Anyway, in the glass museum, one of the displays was a feast table set with the absolute classics, hits and highlights of finnish glassware designs - the absolutely fanciest plates and serving dishes, wine glasses and water glasses, carafes and pitchers. I could pretty confidently say that the entire presentation, if sold item-for-item, cost more than my first car. Perhaps twice as much, easy. An unfathomably expensive, fancy, finest table set of finnish design that you and I are too poor to ever get our hands on.

And on one of the plates was a dead fly.

And I had never seen anything funnier in my life. All these fine dishes and plates all empty, and on just one plate at the end of the table was a dead fly chilling on its back like that was the whole feast. The main course. One single dead fly. A human could not have thought of anything more absurdly funny than the specific location that one random fly had died out of pure happenstance. I fought myself so hard to keep my volume to museum-acceptable levels that instead of laughing out loud I went straight into hysterical gasping with tears in my eyes. I could not perfectly recreate the image from memory, but I can't let you go before I try to sketch it nonetheless:

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I like Tumblr because unlike other socials, here you have no idea of who is who. On Twitter you walk on eggshells trying not to disturb a niche 5k followers person.

On Tumblr you spend a month shitposting with a random and turns out they're like the man that invented modern goth. The guy that design Magic cards. 3 times award winning person you didn't even know who was 2 minutes ago.