rewrite my interests and loves!
"this is your favourite show now. watch every episode, gush about it, become an annoying super fan"
"no, you listen exclusively to this music now. make a cringy fan account"
"you're a simp for this woman now. desperately wish for her attention"
i’m a dumbslut and it’s time to make sure i’m not hiding it from anyone.
it should be obvious to anyone dolly comes across that shes silly and small and shouldn’t be allowed to be taken seriously
here’s how this little sluthole is going to make sure everyone knows what a dummy she is:
turn off autocaps
you don’t need a computer making you look smart. being dumb is good. there’s no shame in it. it’s who we are.
no words over 3 syllables
a good limit for any girl. big words are for Superiors.
big words, big smarts, big important.
small words, small minds, happy girls.
word over 3 and cant thinkie of a diff. one? cut it down! yes it will look silly … so?
numbers not words
12 not twelve.
why make it hard on that silly little head, numbers are so much prettier and easy to understand.
keep/turn on predictive text. and then delete all the bad words!
every time a word comes up that is 3+ sylls, go to settings and remove it from your phone vocab.
make sure that soon even your phone only predicts small words for you, silly.
abbrevies everywhere!
for example… e.g.
monday… mon
tuesday… tues (etc)
New York City… NYC
Great Britain… GB
anything with an abbrevie should be abbrevied. make it so much easier for your little head.
use uncertain filler noises and pauses
make sure you are ummmming and uhhhhing your way through everything.
you’re too slow to deliver a full sentence without faltering. people who do that aren’t silly little sluts. but you? you’re just a silly little slut.
use ‘like’ often
im, like, really, uhhhm, good at, like, being a silly little airhead *giggles*
Double words!
slut becomes dumbslut
cunt becomes whorecunt
bimbo becomes airheadedbimbo
Always make good words better words
stop pretending this isn’t who you are.
join the fun side.
come be happy knowing that you’re not hurting your little head on things we can’t help, let smarties do that, let them worry.
you just sit and be pretty and start making yourself happy by freeing this girl who’s been trapped inside for too long.
I want to try this!!
Dumber is better! Showing my real lesbian bimbo self this year!
Let’s talk etiquette.
Assume one of your betters takes the time to teach you posture.
How do you thank him for the attention?
You struggle with words, so let’s try with pictures.
That’s right!
That’s the right kind of thank you!
It shows your gratitude, and it might even get you treats.
What kind of treats do you want to earn today?
Question: What are you doing to make men cum right now?
Answer: Not enough! Where’s your sense of urgency? Nothing going on in your class is even approximately as important as draining a man’s balls. Now stop whatever you’re doing and go make a slutty spectacle out of yourself on the internet so men can jerk off.
The honors-student-to-tumblr-slut-pipeline needs you!
Hey. It's okay. You don't have to be ashamed. Kink is kink and life is life. It doesn't make you any less of a feminist, or a strong woman! It's a fantasy!
Besides... there's something to the idea, isn't it? The notion of being... conquered. Taken. So broken that your body takes over and suddenly you are betraying everything you stand for... just because it makes your pussy feel good.
You fight so hard, you have to prove yourself over and over again... surrender is tempting. Even if it's for a little while. Total surrender. Of your mind your body. Your beliefs. The ultimate fall and the most devious of delights... to betray your gender. To go on your knees and imagine being the one that corrupts and tempts and breaks others. It's so wrong. It feels so good. Your cunt loves it so much.
Oh, that word sure got a reaction. Cunt. Such a forbidden word. The ultimate degradation: being reduced to a hole for cock. Nothing more. No more fighting. No more pressure. It's liberating, isn't it? And so wicked! You know it's bad. That's the reason it feels so good. You should try saying it when you are alone. Maybe preceeded by "I am just a..."
Of course, it's not what you really believe. It's not what I believe either. But it is fun to play around with the fantasy in the privacy of our minds.
Then again... maybe the privacy is a problem. Maybe you want to act out a bit. Well, don't do anything risky. In fact, there's something simple that can make that part of you tingle in plain sight. Want to know what it is?
Get something wrong. Something silly. Something simple. Something inconsequential. Just say it wrong on purpose around a man. Know he'll correct you and play attention to how your pussy feels when he does. He doesn't have to know you did it intentionally: in one simple act you are playing out a million stereotypes, degrading yourself, making him feel smarter and see you as dumber. That's all you need to do. Right there, in front of everyone.
You'll know you're getting off on it. You know you'll rub to it. But they don't have to.
And you keep that tiny act in your pocket for the next time you want to take a break from reality and indulge your patriarchy loving side. It will feel soooo much better...
i love being wrong 🥰
feminine urge to say yes sir every time a man asks me anything
please ask me to do stuff my dms are open sirs! (and girls and enbys)
Imagine indulging in your free use fantasy, but you slowly lose control of it.
Maybe you live with two men as your roommates and you share your fantasy with them and you all decide to make it happen. It starts off exactly how you fantasized. Sometimes you’re making dinner after work and one of them will come home, bend you over the kitchen counter, and use your pussy until he pulls out and cums all over your ass. Other times one texts you as soon as he wakes up and asks for a morning blowjob, and you happily swallow a mouthful of his cum for breakfast.
But then you start to worry that they’re abusing the arrangement, taking advantage of you, forgetting that you’re a real person and not just their 24 hour sex toy. One day one of them cums inside you. You never discussed that. The next day the other is doing you doggy style when he suddenly pins your wrists to the bed, and slides his cock into your tight butthole. You’d told them before anal was a soft no.
But it’s still hot to you, so you don’t say anything. This only encourages them to get worse. They start casually calling you names, referring to you as “bitch” and “cunt” in every day conversation, not maliciously but as if they’ve forgotten you even have a real name. Eventually, you start answering to it.
One night they announce you’re no longer allowed on the furniture. From now on you have to kneel on the floor. You whine, annoyed, saying it’s not fair but that you respect their decision. It’s not until later that night as they’re spit roasting you and filming it on their phones that you wonder why you let them ban you from the furniture.
That’s not as bad as when they take away your room though. You’ve been spending most nights in one of their beds anyway, so they turn your room into a spare room, which they eventually rent out to a third man who also has access to your body 24/7. You miss having a quiet place of your own, but since you’ve dropped out of college by now anyway you figure it doesn’t matter too much. Plus the cage they bought for you to sleep in has a nice soft dog bed in it.
Now your days are spent napping in your dog bed, making movies your roommates sell, and getting fucked by random guys they invite home who pay $20 for 30 minutes in your holes. You barely remember a time when you had any purpose other than constantly being filled with semen.
asked my male friends who to vote for today and they came through 💕 i love how they took the time to explain to a dumb girl like me why my original choice was bad and tried to educate me 🥰
need need need this pls someone help me with this kinda stuff (and like most stuff lol)
Always nice to find new collar labels. ‘Fucktoy’ and ‘Daddy’s girl’ is great and all, but I’m glad to see people remain dedicated to finding new labels for their needy little sluts.
if u dont have a collar with an important message on it yet then u should get one!!
i need to get a collar, any hot ideas for what it should say???
Tonight I was scrolling when I came across some word that I didn’t know. I immediately highlighted it, right clicked on it and was just about to hit “Search with Google” to look it up when I stopped myself. Did I really need to know what that word meant? Would learning that make me happier? Make the world a better place? No, of course not. I’m cuter when I’m stupid, after all. So instead of learning a new thing, I edged and got just a little bit needier, a little bit dumber and a little more eager to please.
I feel like this is happening more and more now. I’m just going to edge each time it happens. If I cant be smart at least I can be useful in other ways…
Tonight it was “interstitials”, no idea what that means… but I don’t need to know that!
Someone just wrote “exigency” and I have no idea what that means so I’m going to edge now because not knowing feels better than knowing!
Just read “alveolar lateral approximant”… no heccin clue what that means so I’m just going to edge and remember that brains are for boys~
Literally just heard a word I didnt know and I already forgot what it was so I can’t even write it here for you to laugh at me for not knowing it. It just went in one ear and out the other… but that’s okay, because I don’t need to know that!
Last night it was “elide”. I didn’t know what that meant, which had a domino effect of me not understanding the entire paragraph so instead of looking it up I just stopped reading the entire article. It wasn’t for me and I didn’t need to know that!
Such a hot “mind”-set
i’m going to start doing this, it’s like sooo boring trying to remember all the big words i’m supposed to know
Tips on being a better stupid slut:
Please reblog to help others, add your own thoughts or let me know if you need anything mansplaining.
(please reblog)
yeah, at my job people expect me to know everything and i like never do… but it’s fun once people realize i’m dumber than i look cuz they treat me like totally different lol
(reblog and complete)
i’m a feminist but i’ll do anything a man tells me 😅
important reminder 👆
You are not a person, in order to re-enforce this point, purchase a dog bowl. Eating your meals from this will remind you of your place, and will, when you eventually find an owner, provide him with an amusing and pleasing sight.
This post showed up before dinner time. Great timing tumblr
Omg same! Think i’ll eat my food out of a bowl tonite 😛😛
Sigh, pardon me while I go and add "girls sexually objectifying themselves while wearing pro-feminist merch" to my ever growing list of socially toxic kinks.
Girls, the joke here is that she's wearing a shirt that says "EMPOWER WOMEN" while pulling her titties out for male validation. That's the exact opposite of empowerment, if that wasn't already clear.
