I’m loving these protest pups!
shavingryansprivates
when everyone forgot how to play hockey at the same time
I don’t even like hockey but this made me laugh so hard I think I ruptured something
Source: forgifs.com
Exercise caution, especially with things labeled “fresh” pizza
I dunno, I’m most worried about “stairs”
nevaehtyler
this is iconic
teealwayschillin
This shit is so hilarious
destinyrush
Dude: Do you wanna get married? Girl: Yes. Dude: …..I gotta…..
theimaginarythoughts
“YOU’RE FAT!! 😢” LMAO homie was hurt
Im howling with laughter
What did i just watch
I love her!
I love her so much also that dude was fucking hurt
Source: twitter.com
David Tennant on Donald Trump saying Scotland likes him.
fun funeral facts
- embalming, the process of chemically preserving a corpse, is typically not required by law. unless you need to transport the body long-distance or postpone the burial, it’s 100% a vanity thing.
- a body still rots in air-tight conditions. so “protective” or “sealed” caskets are basically a scam, and anything fancy like metal is a waste of money.
- want a beautiful casket for a viewing, but think burning or burying an expensive piece of hardwood is a waste of money and trees? rentals exist.
- you don’t need a coffin for cremation. the minimum requirement is that the body be in a “cremation container,” which is a simple cardboard box.
- home funerals are an option. you don’t need to hand the body over to a funeral home, and you can keep their involvement to a minimum.
- natural burial sites exist. you can have your unembalmed body straight up thrown in the dirt to be tree food, if you want.
- there are a lot of funeral homes that will prey on your ignorance and vulnerability in order to get as much money out of you as possible. they may imply optional certain services are legally mandatory, steer you away from cheaper options, charge additional costs for what’s supposed to be all-inclusive services, etc.
- one person’s death is another person’s profit. know your rights, do your research, and apply the same scrutiny you would to any other business.
talking to my dad is a freaking minefield. Today at dinner I asked him if he’d ever been to New York City in the 90′s and he was like, “nope. Only in the 70′s to donate blood for my mom in the hospital while she was dying from leukemia.” I swear I didn’t even know my grandmother had leukemia (may she rest in peace). This is worse than the time I asked him if he’d ever had riding lessons and he said, “not since my childhood lesson pony burned to death in a barn fire in Kentucky.”
he just did it again! I was making small talk while we were carrying in the groceries like, “yeah I have a taser in my purse but I’ve never gotten to use it,” and he goes, “I’ve been tasered before it’s not fun. Neither was waterboarding.”
wtf dad
latest edition: me: I found a bottle of vic’s vapo rub in the cabinet that expired in 2002 but it was fine.
my dad: Oh I don’t touch that stuff but guys I worked with used it to mask the smell of bodies that’d been dead for a while.
is your dad an ex-assassin
An ex-assassin who loved his mum. And his pony.
A literal 11 year old: the government poisoned my city
right wingers: who cares, it’s just Michigan! America comes first!
11 year old: Michigan is in America
right wingers:
hyperzephyrianlives
Good post
eiga0n
Reblog to piss off a nazi
iknowiknowiknow
The fact there are still nazis around to offend pisses me off.
codexofgigas
When you’re a kid you look forward to summer because there’s no school. When you’re grown up you look forward to summer because there’s no school and the work commute isn’t as bad.
WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY
Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff
This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.
If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!
DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!
cisnowflake
Someone should tell these people I will fucking end them.
blightout
What the actual fuck?!? This is outrageous and disgusting!
blightout
BOOST THIS even if it doesn’t match your blog theme please
This may not be lbgt related but I couldn’t not reblog it to here. This blog is a platform that gives me a voice and I’m using it. Spread this. please.
glitter-cyclone
The reason these “demons” are killing pitball puppies is because of how many children/babies pitbulls have killed
blightout
Every single breed of dog has the potential to kill. Every. Single. One. I have encountered far more violent dalmatians, chowchows, chihuahuas, and others compared to pitbulls. You are disgusting if you think the reported pitbull attacks can justify killing off an entire breed you vile excuse for a human being.
I am a veterinary science major who has studied many breeds and their behaviors and other traits. You don’t think labs have killed kids? That goldens haven’t? Pitbull attacks are the ones that are showed to media the most, while other instances of breeds attacking is kept on the downlow because of the appearances and stigmas around the breed. The main reasons for pitbull attacks? Their owners. Either they were abused or were not kept inside. Many attacks by dogs are also energetic excited pooches wanting to play but not knowing their strength (it’s how my doberman has left me scratched up).
I have been attacked by chow mixes, labs, collies, etc, but never a pitbull. I have a pit and she has only ever saved my life MULTIPLE times. You can’t justify the murder of an entire breed.
Killing a breed won’t save kids, responsible dog owners will.
thesaltyspice
Also stop leaving??? Small children??? Alone with animals???
How do these fuckers sleep at night?
By drinking the blood of innocents.
and 2 seconds after he said he didn’t want to hear about a 9 year old’s dream about a world without guns he said that he dreamed of a world ‘without islamists’ so don’t forget he said that. oh and that 9 year old he was referencing? Yolanda Renee King, granddaughter of Martin Luthor King Jr. fox news being so dismissive to her is honestly incredibly insulting on so many levels.
lagonegirl
Of course you don’t. Free college might hinder the school-to-prison pipeline your prison owning donors depend on
scrunyuns
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fonzworthcutlass
welp;
Actual quote, in context:
“I believe that we should make community college free. We should have debt-free college if you got to a public college or university. You should not have to borrow a dime to pay tuition… I disagree with free college for everybody. I don’t think taxpayers should be paying to send Donald Trump’s kids to college.“ [video link]
Don’t spread misinformation just to fit a narrative, Clinton is advocating for there to be a cap on who gets free college so that the government doesn’t have to subsidize the education of people with enough disposable income to pay for it themselves. The plan she’s proposing would have a better chance of being passed, is more cost-effective, and still opens up higher education to low-income individuals who previously couldn’t afford it.
the op lagonegirl literally ended up being a russian psyop im losing my mind
Reblogging this as an example of what the Russian interference here on tumblr was. I have seen some people in the past days casting doubts on Tumblr because the blogs that were banned had social justice content.
But that was the point exactly. They posted some real things and a lot of half-truths that would appeal to the kind of politics on here and therefore spread disinformation to discourage us from participating in stopping Trump through the only option we had. I’m glad tumblr left these posts up so we could see for ourselves.
I don’t know if it actually worked on anyone, I hope we all remember to check our sources before making our decisions, but life is short and maybe some people didn’t. There are plenty of real social justice blogs available still, so I hope we will follow those instead.