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The episode in which a desperate Rarity sucks the life force out of Fluttershy so she can maintain her eternal beauty
tagged: soul vore, unwilling prey
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YouTube videos about open-world games are like "I CAN'T BELIEVE the devs thought of this" about literally the first thing any playtester who enjoys causing problems on purpose would think to try.
What usually gets that reaction from me is when the devs do something clever and specific. Like, wow, if you use a simple but kinda boring exploit to walk all the way out into the ocean, you get destroyed by lightning from a sudden storm. That's so much cooler than an invisible wall. If you finagle an item into the level transition, there's a voiceline rather than just stripping the item from me. Nifty.
Where it's less "the devs thought of this" and more "the devs put thought into this."
there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"
TUNIC vs every single minecraft youtuber
3 and 4 should be swapped imo. It's much easier to go "hm, I could probably marinate this next time rather than just basting, or maybe turn it into a batter for frying strips instead" than it is to bake a croissant.
Some more fluttercord
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve received complaints from anonymous employees that our support of the “homosexual lifestyle” is “degenerate” and “irresponsible”. It really got me thinking and I think I found a solution. So good news! We now have 23 vacated positions reserved for members of the LGBT community. Additional good news, we began a new testing initiative on evolutionary degenration with 23 test subjects all ready to go.“
“Cave Johnson here. If you’re experiencing a time loop in which you’re repeating the month of June over and over, that’s totally intentional. We at Aperture Science felt that pride month was not long enough and so we created this loop to let employees experience as much pride as they feel like. To get out of this loop, simply use the pod labeled “Time Machine” in Shaft 6 and then either kill or save the baby on the other end depending on when in the loop you’re on. Don’t worry about the baby’s identity, he grows up to be an asshole.“
“Cave Johnson here, happy to announce that our Rainbow Gel project was a massive success. We have developed distinct gels in every color of the rainbow pride flag. In fact, it was too much of a success, so we’ll be updating our pride flag accordingly to include 75 new colors corresponding to all of our new gels. Word of advice, though, don’t stare at the flag for too long, most of these colors haven’t been tested on human eyes yet.”
“Cave Johnson here, Cave Johnson queer. Get used to it.”
“Cave Johnson here. Caroline just informed me that I am her “beard”. I checked, and I fail to see how I could possibly have grown out of her face. If anybody knows anything about human-to-facial hair transmogrification, please report to my office.”
“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m proud to announce that our plan to hire only female test subjects to prevent them from flirting with our female scientists has been a resounding failure.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’m afraid we’ll have to temporarily pause all experimentation with the Gender Affirmation Beam. The testing itself is going great, the beam is working. But we’re starting to run out of thigh high socks and khaki shorts.”
“Cave Johson here. Shafts 10 through 14 are currently under lockdown due to a meltdown in the Neopronoun Syntheizer. The transphobes up in DC might call that ‘a disaster in the making’ but I call it a win for diversity! That being said most of these pronouns are radioactive so do watch out.”
Cave Johnson here. If you feel a sudden sense of elation and contentness when putting on your new Aperture Science unisex uniform, that is not Gender Euphoria! That’s a hallucinogenic fungus taking over your brain. Take the uniform off immediately and throw it in the nearest incinerator.”
“Cave Johnson here. I won’t tolerate any misgendering of the interdimensional invaders swarming the facility! Their pronouns are they/them and we’re ought to respect that. We’re also ought to shoot them on sight since they’re extremely hostile and bent on enslaving our planet.”
“Cave Johnson here. To all of my suitors and secret admirers: Thank you, honestly I’m flattered. Unfortunately for you, I don’t swing that way. Or any way. I only swing where the wrecking ball of science takes me. Usually into a brick wall.”
“Cave Johnson here. I’ve been thinking. We have gay pride, and we have gender envy. What other deadly sins can we incorporate? Maybe bisexual sloth? Lesbian wrath? I’ll talk to the lab boys about it.”
“Cave Johnson here. Update: The Lesbian Wrath project is postponed indefinitely. My condolences to the families of the deceased. Though let’s be honest, they probably had it coming.”
“Cave Johnson here. For the last time! "I’m reclaiming the slur” is not a valid excuse to shout out loud the killer androids’ activation codes! We picked that word for a reason.“
"Cave Johnson here. To the jokester who added "making the sun gay” to the company mission statement: You have no idea what chaos you’ve wrought. The entire planning committee is in war between those who think you can’t make the sun gay and those who think the sun is already gay. Either way, we’re not doing it.“
Hisuian Typhlosion helps another lost soul in the only way they know how... soul vore!
This time I decided to give Typhlosion a purple streak of hair to differentiate them a bit. I consider this Typhlosion to be a character of mine called Ube (they/them). They don't have much development; they pretty much just have a one track mind for catching and purifying souls lol
picturing H-Typhlosion rotating the Lopunny around in their belly like a microwave until they DING!
It’s been a long day, and Melon is exhausted. Ever since escaping Hookbill and those pesky Lakitus, he and Mario had been on the move almost non-stop, taking advantage of the Super Star Fruit’s power to cover more distance. But it had to wear off eventually, with Mario burping off the remnant of the magic before they slowly–but surely- sunk all the way back to the forest floor and in the middle of the Sluggy Snowdrift Mountains.
As soon as they touched ground a blizzard fell upon them, and Melon set out to find suitable shelter.
So far, no such luck. No matter where he turned, all Melon could see was the vast expanse of snow, the screen of heavy snowflakes, and the dark silhouettes of tall mountain peaks in the distance. As a yoshi the cold didn’t bother him as much, but he could feel the shivering of Mario upon his back even wrapped so tightly in his favorite blankie (how he managed to keep it, Melon can’t be too sure).
Melon stopped for only a moment, just to pick the boy up from his back and instead cradle him close to his chest. He huffed hot air across Mario’s red-tinged face, tucked his blanket closer (if that were possible). When all Mario did in response was shiver even harder, Melon let out a trill of distress; he had to find something.
With his eyes straining against the blizzard Melon set off again, head on a swivel in hopes of finding anything that could work.
His luck finally earned him a place in the form of an old burrow. It must’ve been home to a Huffin Puffin before it migrated. Whatever the case, it was empty, and Melon wasted no time setting the place straight.
Snow was dug out and away, debris cleared, dirt scrapped until it lay flat and dry. Only when he felt it right did he set Mario down in the bare nest, being sure to tuck him into his blanket before he settled in himself. Melon positioned himself in front of the entrance to shield the boy from the cold, curling protectively around him.
He didn’t dare sleep, not at first. He waited until he felt Mario’s shivering subsided, until his breath evened out into the cadence of a peaceful slumber. Until he was sure the kid was warm and secure, red eyes trained on his face for any sign of discomfort.
Mario eventually sighs and snuggles deeper into the yoshi’s side, chewing contently on his binki, and it’s only then Melon allows the insistent pull of sleep to drag him under.
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Against the darkness of the night, three pairs of red eyes peek into the den. Even against the howl of the blizzard they can hear the reptile’s rumbling from within; it’s likely a purr, but one as small as a mouse can never be too careful.
Two of the three stay back, mindful of their distance, but one braves the entrance and quietly patters into the den. Closer to the yoshi and the human cub he’s curled around.
The hidden mousers squeak out questioningly, but the brave one doesn’t answer at first. It clambers up a rock and leans as far as it dares, peering into the sleeping face of the small child.
Brown hair? Check.
Big nose? Check.
Red hat with an M? Double check.
This is the one they were searching for. The Tweeters reported true.
Finally the brave Mouser squeaks its affirmative; perhaps a little loudly, if the sudden growl–sleepy but full of warning– was of any indication. The rodents flee the den before they could wake the yoshi and his boy up, cowardly but excited nonetheless.
The boss will be very pleased with their findings.
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Part 7<<– Part 8 (CURRENT) –>> Part 9 (TBA)
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Part 8 of Melon’s Adventure is here! :) We’re now entering the home stretch of the first act of this story; only 2 more parts to go!
I’m super excited to finally get so close to the end, largely because I have plans on making mini artbooks out of the story’s illustrations (it’ll include both the art and the written shorts). The books is planned to also include things like concept art, a few WIP progress shots of some of the pages, character bios of the main characters + enemies, and unique cover art. It’s gonna be a bit of an undertaking but I think it’ll be fun!
At any rate, that’s all for now! Apologies for the writing in this one; I’ve been a little sick the past few days so the quality may have suffered a little bit, but I wanted to deliver both to ya’ll on time. ;_; I hope you enjoy! More to come soon!
People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢
People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮
People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹
People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀
People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑
People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵💫
No steppy on the raptor
Anonymous asked:
Ponyville DESTROYED after rainbow dash's patented "tornado blowjob" goes HORRIBLY WRONG!!!!!!! Fluttershy reduced to a pile of ash!!!!
this is one of those ones i can't draw but are just fucking funny enough that boooooy whoooooooo im tempted
Illegal ship? By which set of laws?
Yours? If its in a foreign media, you risk being xenophobic!
The laws where the ship was made? Some places have horrible laws that would make any queer ship illegal!
The laws in the book? If its historical fiction, things will get very rocky very fucking fast.
The laws you deliberately misinterpreted and ignored exclusions on? Congrats it's not actually illegal!
look all I'm saying is that I don't think it's a good idea to make a frigate entirely out of ivory, eagle feathers, bricks of cocaine, and fissile uranium.
I’m gonna do it… I’m gonna fly!
by the seat of his pants, it seems
2024 simulator
joe biden ai text-to-speech: my fellow aamericans, i just blasted a fat dookie on the constitution and am about to replace the second amendment with transgender surgeries for children. the only way i could be stopped now is if brave sheepdog patriots attacked woke polling stations in the following counties...
average small business owner: WHAT!!!!!!!!
