this place has gone completely tits up. you cant walk 10 feet without breasting over someone’s boob
Please respect my pouch no laughing
DISRESPECTFUL OBLITERATING YOU
Statue of Jesus getting slowly absorbed by tree at old cemetery in Bieszczady mountains, Poland
how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"
this is actually exactly how it works
Maximum PDF document size supported by Adobe Acrobat.
15 million inches by 15 million inches, to be precise.
by Udzu
Source: reddit.com
hello this is my favorite post ever and also life goals
Awww,,, goalsssss
Not scene but reblogging anyway cuz this is my blog and I think it’s SO FUCKING IMPORTANT as a young trans person to see older trans people that are still happy and alive and in a good place in life with people that love them. We all deserve this <3
You are going to laugh until your stomach hurts again. You're going to be in awe of a sunset. Watch your favorite show while you eat your favorite food. Find money on the street. Discover a great band you haven't heard of before. You will find your way back.
Lets make it clear since the fucking brands are starting to make accounts here . We have to cyberbully these corporations harder than anyone ever has before . They cannot stay here . We have to make the social media interns all kill themselves
Somebody just said remoraid was their least favorite pokemon like what on earth could he have possibly done to yoy
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
Okay, I'm about to admit to some criminal activity and I hope you don't judge me too harshly.
Back in 2002, I purchased Star Wars: Attack of the Clones on DVD. But I did not read the packaging and got the 4:3 cropped version. At the time they had to release a square version to match the tiny square TVs. People hated those black bars.
But I was a sophisticated cinephile and realized without the black bars you were basically missing out on a 1/3 of the movie. And I was angry I spent all my money on the stupid 4:3 version for dummies.
So I hatched a plan. I ordered the widescreen version from Netflix and when it came time to send back that red envelope, I put my 4:3 version inside and kept the widescreen.
I had panic attacks for a week. I was worried Netflix would catch me and put me in jail. The DVD cops never came and I got away with it. But to this day, I still feel a tinge of guilt every time I think about my criminal act.
Twitter is bad but I'm realizing that if it dies then there will be zero mainstream social media platforms where NSFW content can be posted without restrictions (reddit doesn't really count, it's a combination forum host/link aggregator), and that really, really scares me with regards to where we are at as a society.
I am reminded of the famous burrito test, which states that "if you cannot get up at 3am and microwave a burrito, you live in an institution". I propose an analogous maxim for community and social spaces, both online and offline; if you cannot post hole for your friends to see, despite your mutual consent, you aren't in an "open social platform", you are being farmed as somebody's product.
"Sufficiently usable read/write platforms will attract porn and activists. If there's no porn, the tool doesn't work. If there are no activists, it doesn't work well."
Ethan Zukerman, about his Cute Cat Theory Of Digital Activism.
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TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.
at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..
