2018 is almost over and all I gotta say is what the fuck was that

My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe I like it because: it is sofd

the boy

who thinks they can fight me and win

Everyone

They’d be right I’m sensitive

Am I hallucinating or are these ads for tinder advocating for the consumer to stay off tinder

Tinder, it seems, is embracing its status as a hookup app

Tinder in 2015: look at all these cute, successful couples that #metontinder

Tinder in 2018:

hmmm

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

Being a millennial is getting buyer’s remorse over a $3.83 pack of oreos.

This is genuinely hilarious but fuckin terrible

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

Me @ Historians when they try to say everyone is straight:

what should my next mistake be

via weheartit

kittens are so fucking stupid & i love them

Maxwell has anger management issues

he fucking killed her

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .