Put your height in the tags

i’m starting a collection

the collection grows!!!!!

you know i got that wiimote strap on

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

Twitter LGBTs are so sanitized it’s embarrassing

I'm not kidding when I say it's important to keep shit horny, embrace this aspect of life. Society is anti-sex and anti-sexuality as is.

I love characters who act selfishly to protect the people they love. Absolutely will 1000% hit that trope like a line of coke. I have no moral qualms about this.

Kids on the internet now a days are literally wild.. like when I was 12 and on the internet, i was lying out my asshole I was telling people about my kids and my wife. I was talking to them about taxes and how I miss my college days.....now 12 year Olds are out here telling their AGE?!?! OR REAL NAME?!??! I was literally fucking Garry that worked at staples and had 2 children for like 4 years...

On This Day In History

March 23rd, 2021: A container ship runs aground and obstructs the Suez Canal for six days.

Happy anniversary to [tumblr]’s beloved Ever Given getting stuck in the Suez Canal.

stop i NEED that pic of the boy who took his cat to prom and she has a lil dress and is looking up at him with 100% love and tenderness……..

there she is!!!!!!!

love……..tenderness…….

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

and yes, they both smoke weed

and which one told you that?

I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.

[i.d.: a screenshot of a digital chessboard. all of white’s pieces and pawns are standard and in the starting position. black’s back rank is also standard, but the black pawns are all on the fifth rank and replaced by clip art of black bears. end i.d.]

when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree

A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair.

Don’t the neck feathers look like lips?