Luke and Leia’s relationship, creepy or totally fine?

Gwendoline Christie is like, dude. You should see my other show.

She’s  seen some serious shit

Sure Jaime…

A Servant’s Guide: George versus Merlin

and arthur quite likes it that way

チョコバナナクレープ

Valium

an 11 month old puppy

Don’t Forget: Donald Trump Wants To Bang His Daughter

My teacher was literally JUST talking about how creepy that is

Yes

21 Dirty “Friends” Jokes That Probably Went Over Your Head The First Time

I was in art class today, a girl was crying and her friend was comforting her but she kind of just stopped and was like “I’m sorry about what happened but where did you get your eyeliner? it seems to be really good” like it didn’t smudge or anything. then the girl that was crying sniffled and said “it’s sharpie”

i thought this was going to be emotional

when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid”  and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.

she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink. 

“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”

I Hate Writers

if you write shit fuck you

You just wrote that

no i didnt i went into a coffee shop and threw a handful of change at the nearest bearded man i saw using a laptop while looking pensive and i hissed “write for me, writer, write” in the most contemptuous of tones

Ben Affleck speaks about Islamophobia X

Best. Feeling. Ever

LOL

Wow,  Jurassic World looks good.

I regret nothing