#the cycle of life is as follows#i decide an item of clothing is an imminent need#i talk about this at length for six months to a year#i acquire the item of clothing#temporary depression#i think of a new item that is an imminent need#repeat#exiting my highwayman era and entering my wizard era#wizard tag#me.txt
honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it
like most of what is and isn’t romance is cultural/constructed anyways... you can take and leave what you want with it as long as you maintain boundaries. does that make sense
also I keep seeing people saying they thought richard siken was long dead. one person said they thought he was a colonial poet. quick question. what.
thou art in a wagon with a comely lad
girls be like “I know a spot” and then take you to the hundred acre woods
winnie the pooh heritage post
ok im kinda curious but how many people have admitted to having a crush on you?
weird that they called it the "great" war when frankly it seems like it sucked shit
doing my "what's so great about this war anyway?" bit for the 20th time of november 1916 in the trenches one of the men under my command loses it and tries to stab me with his bayonet my right-hand man wrestles him down and I have him publicly executed for mutiny by an improvised firing squad the next day
autism it never die earplugs are my favorite guy quiet im wanting more tell the world stop the roar
boom hear the sounds go zoom have a meltdown feel the doom sensory overload everybody silence
(yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist) (yearns for a past that does not exist)
I think angels are probably a type of fungus.
Don’t ask me how but you’re both correct
15 YEARS OF MAMMA MIA! (July 18th, 2008)
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oh yes i know of him. not in the sense that i am familiar with his work but i have seen my mutuals make insane and nonsensical comments about him. so
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
i want the ghosts to use more era-specific talk but moreover i want thomas to steal slang from every single ghost. including, to his horror and despair, the captain.
my favorite sex position is the global 69 where one person lies face own naked at th north pole and the other one lies in the same spot but rotated and at the south pole and they both lie there and freeze to death