when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

from the zine lucky star by jessica max stein, a jewish lesbian writer known as “witch baby”, december 1998

oh so when vampires have heightened sensory awareness it’s cool, but when I have it it’s ‘autism’

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

my son

Somebody driving badly also makes you angry. Doesn't mean it's art. The same applies here. Getting mad at trash being in the way, doesn't mean you're interacting with art

The point of a car is to get you from point a to point b. The point of art is to evoke an emotion in you. And if that emotion is anger or annoyance - the art has still achieved its goal! And I hate that! So much!

Yea. But that only counts if it's actually art. A blank canvas isn't art and thus any emotion it evokes is valid

Okay well I'm not talking about blank canvases, I'm talking about contemporary art pieces like piet mondrian and Who's Afraid Of Red Yellow And Blue? I don't wanna get into the discussion of what's "actually art" because thats honestly a question with no answer. And art discourse makes me feel pretentious as fuck

anything you can make with the rectangle tool in paint does not count as art

So using shape tools means your art isn't legit? Gee, I sure hope no one tells that to professional artists who use shape tools in cartoons! Or artists who use stencils to get perfect circles, or- gasp! Rulers to make straight, even lines!

Art doesn't have to be elaborate or complex to be art. Art can look easy to make or lazy and still be art. Is it good art? Well that's a whole different question, and again, it has no real answer because different people will see different values in art. For example people think Picasso's cubism still life paintings are masterpieces! I think they're shit! But they're still art.

a sonic game has been in the background of three breaking bad episodes so far, of which jesse was playing each time, and given jesse used to be an artist around the time deviantart was becoming popular, this leads me to the conclusion that jesse pinkman used to be a deviantart sonic the hedgehog fan artist

A Catboy Bapped The Shit Out A Catgirl. This Is What Happened To His Skull.

Little comic of some DnD shenanigans

Messenger! What news have you from the Yaoi front?

i can't feel my legs

A shame. Rest in the dining hall. The Yuri nuns will attend to your wounds.

Egads. Perhaps you may wait here. The nuns appear occupied.

you're funny but you arent die die gun. so try again

WHAT

low-poly pixel GameCube!

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

reverse superman

subparwoman

This is actually a real place in Belfast. No joke.

I sometimes forget how weird it is to outsiders that Northern Ireland’s biggest gay nightclub is Soviet themed and has a huge statue of Lenin.