So I lost my temper with all of the “books you must read before you die” “books to read to be considered well-read” lists that were like, at least 75% male, and made a different list. Obviously it’s skewed by what I’m familiar with, but I’ve tried to get it to be a broad range. Give it a go!
a collection of vintage lesbian protest pins
for all who have asked about remakes of these buttons, here’s what i’ve found! commie dyke // i support lesbian families // i wasn’t recruited, i enlisted // lesbian mother // fesbian-leminist // your silence will not protect you // don’t die wondering // encourage lesbianism // listen to lesbians // i’m a lady lover // visible // punk dyke // ask not what a lesbian can do for you // we are! everywhere // gay is good // born again lesbian // lavender menace // out of the closet and into the street // dykes with bikes // i’m one
We need a series of books set in a world where there are no men. Just women. Romance stories, action and adventure, coming-of-age. stories of all kind, set in a women-only world. Men just don’t exist.
Actually, it’s a reoccurring idea in science fiction. The single-sex society. From wikipedia, there is a long tradition of women-only worlds, but not true for the opposite, as “Joanna Russ suggests this is because men do not feel oppressed, and therefore imagining a world free of women does not imply an increase in freedom and is not as attractive”. (A world free of women would mean no class of people for men to oppress and have their way with, so obviously not attractive).
I highly recommend everyone to read feminist science-fiction.
The Celaeno series of lesbian fantasy novels take place on a world where there are only women and are really good :D
EVERYONE IS LESBIAN and it’s glorious
Yall should check out Jane Fletcher then because 90% of her books are about societies where men literally don’t exist. My fav being “Dynasty of Rogues” which focuses around a group of rangers, and ofc it’s cram packed with lesbians :)
The Celaeno series (Shadow of the Knife, Rangers at Roadsend, The Temple at Landfall, The Walls of Westernfort, and The Dynasty of Rogues) are set on a female-only world. The other series she wrote (the Lyremouth Chronicles) is set on an earth-like world with a mix of male and female characters but the majority of the 4 book series is about the relationship between two women, one from a female dominated culture and the other from a culture where bisexuality is the norm and where men and women are equal due to the prevalence of magic.
Another highly recommended book is Ammonite by Nicola Griffith. It’s a sci-fi story about a planet where a native virus kills any man (and some women) who sets foot on its surface. The story follows a female researcher sent from Earth to research a cure for the virus and trace it’s history. It’s one of the better lesbian books I’ve read.
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me: here’s a flow chart of 41 lgbtq+ book recommendations, have fun!
disclaimer: this is a very non-comprehensive list since I’m only including books that I’ve read
Since some people are asking for a list of the books…
Contemporary
- History is All You Left Me by Adam Silvera
- They Both Die at the End by “ “
- More Happy Than Not by “ “
- We Are Okay by Nina LaCour
- That’s Not What Happened by Kody Keplinger
- Anger Is A Gift by Mark Oshiro
- Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore
- Radio Silence by Alice Oseman
- I Was Born For This by “ “
- Tash Hearts Tolstoy by Kathryn Ormsbee
- Let’s Talk About Love by Claire Kann
- Everything Leads to You by Nina LaCour
- The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding
- Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli
- Leah on the Offbeat by “ “
- What If It’s Us by Becky Albertalli and Adam Silvera
- Heartstopper by Alice Oseman
- Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston
Historical
- All Out edited by Saundra Mitchell
- The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang
- The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee
- The Lady’s Guide to Petticoats and Piracy by “ “
- Dread Nation by Justina Ireland
- Call Me By Your Name by Andre Aciman
- Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz
- The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid
- The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M. Danforth
Sci-fi/fantasy
- Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
- An Absolutely Remarkable Thing by Hank Green
- More Than This by Patrick Ness
- Ash by Malinda Lo
- Spellbook of the Lost and Found by Moira Fowley-Doyle
- Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore
- Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst
- Girls of Paper and Fire by Natasha Ngan
- The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater
- Sawkill Girls by Claire Legrand
- Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo
- Amberlough by Lara Elena Donnelly
- The Disasters by MK England
- Space Opera by Catherynne M. Valente
- On a Sunbeam by Tillie Walden
some other books that I completely forgot to include on this list because I’m dumb:
- Dreadnought by April Daniels (trans superhero!)
- Check Please! by Ngozi Ukazu (gay hockey graphic novel/webcomic!)
- The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller (retelling of The Iliad!)
- The Gilded Wolves by Roshani Chokshi (more be gay, do crimes, but in Gilded Age Paris!)
- Every Heart a Doorway by Seanan McGuire (children coming back from magical worlds - ace MC in first book!)
All the flavor, none of the bigotry!
Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.
Also you can recreate Chick-fil-A sauce, too:
- ¼ cup mayonnaise
- 2 tablespoons honey
- 1 tablespoon yellow mustard
- 2 teaspoons Dijon mustard (optional)
- 2 teaspoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
- 2 tablespoons BBQ sauce
@kid-umbra you asked about this before!!!
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I am going to do the beginner push up challenge and the squat challenge on top of cardio. For stronger/smaller/firmer arms and a bigger/more muscular butt
What are some at home arm and core exercises you suggest to build muscle and tone your arms?
11. I can’t afford/go to a gym, what are some things I can do at home? If you can’t make it to the gym, I do highly recommend you at the very least invest in a pair of dumbells and possibly a pull up bar! Here are some workouts:- Push ups (chest/triceps)- Bicep curls (biceps) - Hammer curls (biceps)- DB lateral raises (shoulders)- DB shoulder press (delts)- DB rear delt flys (delts)- DB pec dec flys (chest)- DB tricep extensions (triceps)- DB kickbacks (triceps)- DB rows (back)- Chair dips (triceps)- Pull ups (back/biceps)- Leg raises (w/ pull up bar) (core)- Lunges (can add db) (quads)- Glute bridges (can add db) (glutes)- Sumo deadlift (goblet) (quads/glutes)- Squats (can add db) (quads)- DB Romanian deadlift (hamstrings)
Sapphic As Fuck Books That You Haven’t Heard Of
yeah bitches i’m back and I have some God Dang Thoughts. all of them are about sapphic novels I’ve read this year and have seen nothing about on this platform!! sapphic fiction is getting its day in the sun and y'all have not yet NOTICED and it’s time to fix that
- Girl Made of Stars by Ashley Herring Blake [May 2018!!] - this is about a bi girl working to figure out both her brother’s role in a rape of her best friend and her own trauma, especially in how it affected her relationship with her ex, Charlie [who’s nb!] Charlie and Mara are my literal otp of the year and this book is one of the most quality ya books I have ever read. I cried and laughed and connected so much.
- Leah on the Offbeat by Becky Albertalli - this is the only one I haven’t read, but if you wanted Leah to end up with Abby after watching Love, Simon, maybe read the sequel where she actually does?
- Final Draft by Riley Redgate [May 2018!!] - this book is about being an ambitious and depressed and biracial and pan as hell seventeen year old and it is so funny. what gets me about this one is that the characters are so real - Laila’s inner narrative especially is so incredibly well-done, I feel like I both know her and am her and love her. also, Hannah and Laila sailing was the most important moment of this year so far. a goddamn callout of a book
- The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo by Taylor Jenkins Reid - the best heterobait of 2017. I spent five extended hours of my life crying over Evelyn and Celia and I plan to spend more. very Literary Historical Fiction that reads like your typical pulpy mystery but is so much better. literally perfect. thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
- Black Iris by Elliot Wake - ooooooh my god. if you’ve ever wanted to read about Murder Gays who Kill Shitty Men this is your book and you should read it [tw for sexual assault and homophobic bullying] ooooooooo hh m yg od
- The Apocalypse of Elena Mendoza by Shaun David Hutchinson - the voice of god references that name game meme from two years ago. I do not kid. seriously, though, this book is so effortlessly weird and cool and quintessentially millennial. i would die for Elena’s flawed bad-at-decision-making sarcastic vulnerable latina bi ass. [oh, and her girlfriend is amazing].
- Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore - this is the wildest book ever written, maybe? I love it so much what the fuck
- Wild Beauty by Anna-Marie McLemore - sometimes a family can be five sisters all in love with the same genderqueer girl. no but seriously, this killed me. i cried for five hours.
i cry a lot. this book is a literary masterpiece and belongs in every class on post-colonial writing and queer studies, but it also doesn’t Feel like annoying literary fiction but also you will probably feel really deep after reading it? - Nevernight and Godsgrave by Jay Kristoff - invented enemies-to-lovers. another heterobait. they’re all assassins and the writing is overdramatic to the point of satire [yes, it’s intentional]. kind of hilarious for a book about murder. a walking meme that will make you sad
- Into the Drowning Deep by Mira Grant - it’s like Jaws but with bisexuals and mermaids. i k n o w it sounds really wild but i read this book in like one night and it was so goddamn entertaining but also so deep and yeah i’ll die if a sequel gets released
- Bright We Burn by Kiersten White [July 2018!!] - sometimes a family can be a useless gay, his competent lesbian wife, her girlfriend, and his boyfriend. LISTEN UP, BITCHES. this trilogy is now completed [!!!] and it is the most addicting trilogy on the market right now. it’s about becoming at home with yourself and finding religion in love [most of the leads are Muslim] and the power of the forgotten in history and i can’t believe kiersten white killed the bury-your-gays trope, personally. Nazira and Fatima don’t narrate, but they are such an important part of this book and I adore them both. love these four platonically married gays
anyway read my fucking weird gay books you’re welcome
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This made my life
I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE
Omgggg 😂😂😂
OMG THE END
the end caught me off guard byeeeee
THIS ONE IS THE BEST OUT OF ALL OF THEM STOP STOP
If there’s anything I can finesse, it’s a resume, interview and pay rate.
Please help? I need these skills?
Come my child…
LIE. LIE. LIE. (By lie, I mean embellish) I’m going to tell you why. I lied on my resume to get the job that made it so I didn’t have to embellish anymore. By embellish I mean make your positions seem more important than they are. Chances are you’re not getting paid enough for what you do anyhow. The system is definitely going to play you so you gotta make a move too.
Use businesses that are no longer in business (Finesse #1) Everyone has those establishments in their cities that went out of business; Fridays, hospitals, dennys, etc. USE THEM. I’m a HR Manager, I’m not going to dig for a reference from a closed business. Not in this lifetime.
Use your friends who are employed in corporate America as references. (Finesse #2) List them as former supervisors or managers. Pick your friends with professional phone voices who can gas you up in a corporate manner.
Research the pay rate for the company, city and position. (Finesse #3) They may be offering you 25K to be a store manager when in reality store managers in your exact city (or their employment averages) are making 35K. Do not be afraid to challenge a salary. It shows that you also did your homework on the position and the company.
Chaotic good.
Hershey’s Finesse Catalog
Cashier? Customer Service Manager
Human Resources Assistant? HR Generalist II
Food Service Worker? Hospitality and Beverage Manager/Operator
Janitor? Sanitation Inspector
Dishwasher? Health and Sanitation operator
Shopback? Retail Inventory Manager
Stockroom? Inventory and production operator
These jobs won’t know what hit them :)
Omg!
Can’t believe this post is still in heavy circulation.
I’m reading this queer anthology and the first story is a fairytale about a queer Latina girl whose anger was so fierce it literally poisoned the rich white men who unfairly captured the transgender soldier she was in love with and my heart is literally bursting I’m going to cry
the second story is about two queer girls who leave their husbands-to-be at the altar and flee together on a boat to become pirates IM FUCKING SCREAMING THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND OF GAY CONTENT I SIGNED UP FOR
okay this is the anthology and it’s entirely written by queer authors and inspired by the stories of real queer teens in history and it’s the most wholesome and epic thing I’ve read in a long while
[image description: The cover of All Out: The No-Longer Secret Stories of Queer Teens Throughout the Ages edited by Saundra Mitchell]
Apartment hacks masterpost
Kitchen
- How to clean up kitchen (particularly the sink, burnt pots and small aplliances)
- How to take care of kitchen stuff so that it lives longer
- 10 commandments of a clutter-free kitchen
- Organizing kitchen mini masterpost
- 5 things to do in the kitchen before you go to bed
- What is soapy bowl and why it’s awesome
- How to organize your fridge (also here, here and here)
- Thins you should know about your fridge
- Adding more storage space in a tiny kitchen
Cleaning
- Lots of cleaning tutorials and tips. And some more
- How to clean up pantry
- How to make your house look cleaner than it really is
- How to wash pillows
- Cleaning the bathroom
- How to clean the nastiest places (and get rid of bad smells, etc.)
- Floor-to-celling guide to spring cleaning
- Recaulking your bathtub
- Cleaning grout
- How to dispose of toxic waste
- Cleaning the medicine cabinet
- How to make chores more fun
- You mustn’t skip these chores, but you can delay these if you’re busy
- Easily forgotten things that you should clean/replace
- Why you need a catch-up day
- Small cleaning tasks to do in under 15 minutes (also here)
Looking for a flat/moving
- First apartment checklist
- Where too look during an apartment hunt (and some more tips)
- Negotiate these things with your landlord
- What to do first in a new place
- What do clean before moving out
- How not to get crazy during moving flats
- How to downgrade to a smaller place
Organisation, storage
- 10 habits for better home organisation
- How to store off-season items
- 10 storage ideas for small spaces (more here)
- Storage secret weapons
- How to organise your closet
- Things to do before twice-yearly closet switchout
- How to store and maintain your sweaters
Decluttering
- Why it feels great
- How to get rid of clutter
- How to declutter (not only a flat)
- What needs to be thrown away from your flat
- How to let go of the things you no longer need
- Things you own too many of; you can throw away these too
- Decuttering the bathroom
- Decluterring masterpost
Decorating
- Projects for every room in your home/flat
- Add style to your home
- DIY decorating ideas
- How to use negative space
- 4 common decorating mistakes and how to avoid them
- Questions to ask yourself before buying something new
- How to choose furniture that’ll be easier to clean
Season-specific tips
Green thumb 101
Living alone / Sharing a flat
- How not to be lonely when living alone
- 12 things you can only do when home alone
- What you learn by living alone
- Things you learn while sharing a flat
- What to pack when leaving for a dorm
- How to seamlessly share a kitchen (or a flat in general)
- Safety issues to discuss with flatmates
- Benefits of living with strangers
And also how to turn a house into a home
Is this a call out post?
no, you dingus, it’s a reference post. also, stop putting your trash on the counter instead of in the bin.
someone will remember us, i say, even in another time
a selection of my favourite sapphic period pieces
How to watch Marvel’s movies in order
Captain America the first avenger : 2h04min.
Iron man 1 : 2h06min
Iron man 2 : 2h04min
Incredible Hulk : 2h15min
Thor 1 : 1h55min
Avengers assemble : 2h23min
Iron man 3 : 2h10min
Thor the dark world : 1h52min
Captain America, winter soldier : 2h16min
Gardian of the galaxy 1 : 2h02min
Gardian of the galaxy 2 : 2h18min
Avengers, age of ultron : 2h22min
Ant man : 1h58min
Captain America, civil war : 2h28min
Doctor strange : 1h55min
Spiderman,homecoming : 2h13min
Thor, Ragnarok : 2h10min
It would take you 1day 12hours and 31 minutes :)
So, I read a nonfiction book about gay and lesbian soldiers during WWII (Coming Out Under Fire by Allan Berube), and now I really want to read some fiction along those lines. Do you have recommendations?
Of course I do! Have a bunch here:
- The Sniper’s Kiss by Justine Saracen
- Women’s Barracks by Tereska Torrès
- Berlin Hungers by Justine Saracen
- In the Company of Women by Kate Christie
- Waiting for the Violins by Justine Saracen
And if you’re into comics, Bombshells is a DC comics universe with all female superheroes set during the WWII era (meaning you don’t have to really know anything about other comics) and has multiple canon f/f ships! (I was going to list them but literally almost all female superheroes there are lesbian/bi.)
The Magnus Effect - When a small amount of spin is added to a dropped object, the object moves forward
SO COOL
P H Y S I C S
I’ve watched this too many times .
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