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theyre madly in love they want each other dead theyre trapped together in an endless cycle theyre divorced theyve been married for 25 years they know nothing about each other theyre each the only one who truly understands the other. i didnt say their name but they popped into your head didnt they
we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
penis blast nefarious
diverse types of penis blast call the penis blast various
penis blast electrical
penis blast delectable
penis blast campaigning call the penis blast electable
i'll make a bigger post about the whole situation + more ways to help another time but i can't put this off any longer if you or anyone you know in southern california can house me for a month for $1k or less, please contact me i'm a mentally ill + disabled trans man and i'm getting kicked out soon by my mom's abusive bf
i'm putting most things in storage, but i'll have two suitcases, an overnight bag, my computer, and either a monitor or my medium size flatscreen tv (which i use as a monitor) with me if that's not too much, unless you already have an extra monitor lying around that i can use. i can also pay for my own food i have nowhere else to go aside from hotels that'll really eat up my savings fast and won't give me much time. i've just been in this situation too many times and i'm really scared please spread this post if you're unable to help. and please don't tag this as s!gnal b**st, m*tual a!d, or anything that'll get this post hidden by tumblr
when you leave starfleet to join the matrix
just realized i never showed this picture of content aware scaled picard flipping you off that i made to use as a discord emoji almost exactly a year ago. feel free to use it btw
tiktok teen lgbts would not survive in the 80s and 90s when lesbians called gay guys fags lovingly and gay guys would call us dykes lovingly
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