diversity win! im bisexual and im going to kill you!

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad

metal illness

is that *goes to IMDB page* I KNEW IT

i was today years old when i discovered that a frodo rubber duck exists oh my days

heart to hearts are so sexy….. tell me ur troubles and secrets i love you

I want you to be my wife.

Flirt with me wtf

all the wlw watching tinkerbell as kids and liking silvermist and vidia a little too much

This porno didn’t fuck around

there’s… a lot to take in here…

CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014) dir. Joe & Anthony Russo

regina mills (& emma swan) + text posts part 3

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

DANI CLAYTON + that smile

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y'all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update:

The only sign I’ll take directions from