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DyingCoyote

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Okay i NEEEED to rant about Pogtopia because I know it was a ravine and shit but I need people to consider: lava caves

(all photos taken by me cause I explored one the other day and that’s where I got this idea)

Lava caves or lava tubes are HUGE super long caves that were carved out by literal lava flows and now just sit there and they’re cool as fuck

they’re cold as shit and the roof can vary from being dozens of feet above your head to being so low you have to crouch

there’s piles of rocks and ice formations and sand gardens and they are PITCH BLACK if you don’t have any lights and they paths can be crazy wide or super narrow and the ground is full of drop offs

ones that are made for people to explore have railings and stairs in certain places too and some even have built in lights or like the one I explored let you rent a flashlight

also a fun sidenote the ground is super hard packed sand full of holes from water dripping and it’s so hard packed that you don’t leave footprints (this would not help with Wilbur’s derealization)

anyways I think this would all work SUPER well for pogtopia cause cold/dark/shifting atmosphere/adding railings and pathways is already a thing in pogtopia

some more images that I yanked from google:

anyways PLEASEEEE consider spreading my vision Pogtopia lava cave/tubes for the win I’ve never been more right about anything in my life

Gifted child inventor to transmascs war criminal pipeline

[ID: photos of three different types of lynx. all three are large cats with tufted ears. the first is a Canadian Lynx which has a thick gray-brown coat. the second is a Eurasian lynx which has a lighter brown coat. the third is an Iberian lynx, which has a thinner yellow coat with black spots. end ID]

canadian lynx propaganda canadian lynxes have the biggest paws of the three like literally i see their paws and the only thing that comes to mind is BOOF like can you imagine that hitting you BOOF swatted directly into the sun

look

[I D: A photo of a Canadian Lynx sitting in snow in the woods. It's sitting in a funny pose, partially hunched over with one of its back paws raised up above its face. Its large paws have thick fur hiding its paw pads and are bigger than the cats face. end I D]

Everyday I am forced to make a choice between really big emo bangs and a giant fucking forehead

I kinda want to know how a fandom would portray me if I was a fictional character

I’ve decided to ignore everything that happened

My childhood and family were and are healthy happy and have no problems

Did you know you’re actually short?

Remember that

Fuck EDS.

I am simply a spider. I have no bones, nobody has bones. Bones are just a scam. Believe in yourself and you can do what I do too. You just have to see through the illusion of bones. The government is lying to you. Bones aren’t real. Look at me? Do I have bones? Clearly not. Stop believing these lies and get real. Bones are a work of fiction.