I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. 

THIS IS SO PURE

LOLOLOLOL

everyone: “but youre doing so well in school”

me: i am literally dying i dont know who i am and im a shell of myself. i cant remember one thing i did last week, everything is a blur and i some how simultaneously sleep all the time and never sleep 

THIUS AINT A MOVIE THAT I WANNA SEE A TRAGIC STORY STARRING U AND MEEEEEE

YELL CUT WE’RE STUCK INSIDE THIS SCENEEE THIS IS HEARTACHE ON THE BIG SCREEENNNNNNNNN

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

valentine’s day more like tuesday

smiley

5.08am thoughts (via lust-is-me)

i’m fine