So true bestie what did you say btw i was dissociating
I was watching cringy YouTube shorts and one of them was "THIS MAN SURVIVED 6 ASSASSINATIONS EVERY MONTH FOR THE LAST 12 YEARS" and it was Have You Dream This Man? person.
I just remembered I made Susan a Sonic universe sona a bit ago.
Upon punkitt's recent delving into Sonic comix I think it's appropriate to bring it back
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Me, before the leaf is turned over: Is it a frog
Me, when the leaf is turned over: ITS A FROG
I got sick, and somehow me and my family ended up in a field of rampaging hippos, where the only escape was a tiny two-door car. My family wouldn’t let me in the car because I was contagious, so they left me to the mercy of the hippos.
if spongebob was a spice girl i think xir nickname would be wet spice
Out of Touch
HAPPY ONE MILLION NOTES OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY
OP is still active with people reblogging a 1m notes post once a week
They are the true hero
I started a soap cult then went to war with towels, moss and soup.
Texas separated from the United States— both politically and physically. They pulled it away so it became an island.
Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:
Sundial.
Timepiece with the most moving parts:
Hourglass.
#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth
bigwordsandsharpedges
When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.
In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.
I dislike this.
Pillars and floats like that are pretty stable, compared to regular boats, so there’s even a research vessel, called FLIP, that purposefully capsizes itself to be more steady when conducting research.
YEA IT FUCKIN IS (id embedded in image)
I was being fed grapes by Dua Lipa.
I read it as "fed to Dua Lipa" and didn't question it once vore is one hell of a drug
Objectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
The best part is that person did donate $8 to Partners in Health, and so I didn’t delete the tweet.
