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yeah no offense to confucius or anything but if i was about to embark on a journey of revenge i would simply not dig two graves
well yeah you dig it thats how you make a grave
A feel like this is a conversation between Shakespeare's clowns, and I love that.
what did you think about the kendall/roman hug? Was it kendall completing the logan transformation and physically abusing roman or was it roman self-inflicting pain onto himself?
porque no los dos? no but literally where's that post about how it's them tearing open the father wound... like i fully thought ken was pulling him in for a hug and the realisation that he was actually pressing roman's wound to his shoulder had me watching like 😟😯
the hug, to me, is the answer to roman's "why isn't it me?" it's kendall saying: because i can do this to you. because you want me to do this to you. like !!! it's kendall hurting roman and roman saying so but still asking for more. still clinging to it. he makes no active effort to pull away. in fact, he actively grinds his head in harder. roman wants the pain and kendall wants to hurt him but it's an act of comfort, too. a sicko scene for the ages. 10/10
can u believe that a) they don't kiss here and b) there's a guy just crawled out of a horse right next to them
i want domestic house-husband hannibal so bad bro
- doing dishes
- vacuuming dog hair out of his carpet
- lint rolling his couch
- picking up will’s dogs from the groomers
- sitting in a recliner reading his ipad with glasses on
- combing wills hair before going to a fancy outing
- going grocery shopping with a shopping list
- sewing up a toy the dogs ripped open
Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons
Jack Black performs "We're Men in Tights" live for Mel Brooks and Michelle and barrack Obama
Finding this clip out of context while looking for the soundtrack felt like a fever dream.
this is the most important kennedy center honors bit ever
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
