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bring me your jorts

@dwarvenbattlegoat / dwarvenbattlegoat.tumblr.com

21 | infp | bi af

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

  • retrieval team for objects in the backseat
  • custodian of the parking garage tickets
  • "All clear my way"
  • en-route dining concierge
  • announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

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i have information impermanence every day i go i feel fearful and sad and tired what can possibly the the cause of this is the world just so cruel that this is how we exist every day. and then i eat a meal and go normal again. EVERY DAY! i forget this and go surely this is not the cause then eat a carb protein vegetable and close the tab of joker beatboxing

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honey get me my passport. im going to leftover pasta city. in the democratic peoples republic of fridge

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denied entry at the border for trying to smuggle in undeclared condiments

guided meditation

imagine you're walking along a beach. the sand is soft under your feet, the sun is warm. you can smell the salty sea breeze. salty and a little... metallic? you trip over something squishy and look down to see me. i'm dead. solve my murder. idiot.

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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

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teaforyourginaa

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

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r-rebxllious

Karma will pop me if I don’t

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tomorrow-there-will-be-sun

get that job

Just remembered that very small children can't conceptualize the idea of a False Belief and idk why that's throwing me all of a sudden but omg what the hell

A False Belief is just a perception of reality based on available evidence, prior knowledge, and logical reasoning. The most famous example showing how children have yet to aquire it goes like this:

A small child is shown a labeled box of candy. The researcher will ask "what's in the box?", and the child will say "candy". Then the researcher will open the box, and reveal that the box is filled with marbles. The research will ask "what's in the box?" and the child will say "marbles".

Then, the researcher will ask "if I show this box to mommy, what will she think is inside?" And the child will say "marbles", not "candy". When pressed, a child will maintain the reasoning that their mom will expect the candy box to have marbles inside, even though there's no reason to.

"Why would Mommy think there's marbles inside? "Because there is marbles inside!"

Even though all evidence and prior knowledge would point an older person to assuming there's candy inside, and even though that child themselves also made the assumption that there was candy inside, the child cannot conceptualize the idea of their mother operating without the amount of information that they have themselves. They know that there's marbles inside, so how could anyone else expect there to be candy?

"How long do they think like that?" Until they're about 5ish.

"Oh, then how do they figure it out?" Who fucking knows!

(I'm being dramatic, we do know that it's the inevitable result of several other intellectual skills developing, but still. Then we get into the discrepancies between what causes people to develop things like this or not! It's fascinating~)

I was still thinking about this topic after making this post so I tweeted about it and made myself laugh, sorry

“Is this peer reviewed? You think my mom is going to make a mistake? Did you pick your degree out of a hat?“

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment