Omg guyys I have massive news regarding the speed at which I’m hurtling towards you
Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now
The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day
Going out for drinks with my coworker The Ogre after my shifts at the Beating and Torture factory
people who put their gum under tables are wild animals they literally do not have higher level cognitive functions. they live in nature.
moonlandingwasfaked
calling them wild animals is an insult to nature
sorry you’re right i should’ve said baboons
ryu1964
I call my father Babbu but I hate my father Die father
Die Babbu
ryu1964
^ This Die Babbu
ryu1964
Hell on babbu technique
when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?
A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and
😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.
"summer is the worst" "no winter is!!!" actually both are. down with Big Temperature. spring and autumn for the win
I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.
Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"
and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"
ciriofcintras-deactivated201912
“i will buy this game and then i will DEFINITELY play it later!”
This post gets funnier over time
You are like a little baby, watch this
