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Sandma’am

I really forgot to put art in the frames, huh? … it’s uh… minimalist? 😅

A mirror

stunning

More silly Matthew sketches because he is the best boyo

I know I've been over this but man HRT is good stuff. I wanna shake the hand of whoever invented it. It's a crime that I don't know who that is actually. They're more important than Einstein

id also been really curious about the history of hrt so i had some tabs open:

The first hrt treatments were mostly estrogen extracted during pregnancies to be used for menopause symptoms, but the first usage of those medicines for trans women is credited to the world's first Trans Clinic, opened in pre-WW2 Germany by Magnus Hirschfield, a gay jewish man.

Oh he looks delightful

Thank you grandpa

The comparasion to Einstein was actually made at the time too! He was commonly refered to as “the Einstein of sex”, to which he supposedly once replied that he would rather Einstein be called “the Hirschfeld of physics” lmao

Oh my god

Spring - Erté

good evening to this guy

I can’t find it, but I once read a thing mentioning how like Mossad hitmen would wear stupid hats when committing crimes in public so that any witnesses would only focus on the hat and not be able to describe anyone’s actual physical appearance.

exclusively relying on hitmen with big tits

You know the hot ones series, with the sauces. I want us to consider something, which is how fundamentally hilarious it would be for Anakin and Obi-Wan to go on this series. I want you to imagine this, the funniest war propaganda they ever think of. Obi-Wan is red in the face, crying choking hoarse. But it’s like. Bottle four. Meanwhile, Anakin grew up in a culture where spice was used not only as flavor, but also a preservative. He’s had curries that would make the inexperienced hallucinate. He coughs once to clear his throat when they get to “da bomb”, but then keeps talking. Obi-Wan is using all his Jedi reserve not to scream, and this man licks his fingers and is like :) I’ll take another

not to add onto this brilliance but i want to specify that they have to be on the same episode of hot ones. they are sitting next to each other while this happens. obi-wan was expected to do the talking and actual insert propaganda reel here but he's suddenly incapable, rendered ineffective by the scolville scale and its torments, while anakin suddenly has to hold a conversation with a normal person. embarrassing for both of them. anakin talks about his favorite space celine dion album for 23 and 1/2 minutes

OH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS PICTURING. Like at sauce six obi-wan is just staring at Anakin with objective repulsion. Genuine, real horror. And it’s bc Anakin is trying to explain this really deep, emotional concept the Jedi have about defending the innocent. And obi-wan stopped being able to feel his tongue two sauces ago

like a) anakin pulls the wine glass out of his sleeve and the host is sitting there, baffled, like why would anyone have this, is he being punked, and b) anakin takes the pepto bismol out of obi-wan's belt, which implies a weird level of codependence the host can't think about. and then the entire time anakin's saying some total nonsense about jedi theology. he's like, "i dreamed of the jedi as a child - for i do not sleep, i only dream - and in those visions i foresaw heroes," and the host has to both parse that and the wine glass-bismol tactical manuever, and the fact that obi-wan is grunting and panting like an exhausted boar before he finally snaps, "what are you fucking saying, anakin," right in front of the camera. there is not enough milk in the universe for what obi-wan's going through. i also think it is imperative that anakin is so invested in the nonsense he's saying that he starts pouring out the pepto bismol about a solid inch from the actual glass it's supposed to be in. it takes him most of the bottle to realize.

This is inspiring, but let’s go even further. I want their weird codependency to be on full scale. Anakin starts pouring it on the table, and obi-wan nudges the glass so it catches the medicine because frankly he’s starting to experience a ring of fire in his ass and they’re only half way through. He needs that elixir. (I think he calls pepto bismol “my stomach potion”) Anakin keeps pouring until the glass is full, and obi-wan takes it and throws that shit back like he’s 20 at a house party with whiskey. He then puts it back under the spigot of medicine.

When Obi-Wan scolds him for spilling, they start arguing. They argue through the next two wings. The host is frantically looking at the crew filming this bc he has no idea if he needs to stop this. Anakin has begun gesturing menacingly with the chicken wings. The host desperately tries to run a bit where he pulls up funny clips of soldiers goofing off on the front, to make the war effort seem you know, funny and memeable. I mean they can’t even air this.

brilliant evolution. i love the emphasis on the "two halves of the same warrior" element of their relationship, and how absolutely baffling that has to look to a normal individual. making the "stomach potion" bit a parenthetical statement was an inspired motion. 10/10 work.

i think the argument begins because obi-wan complains about the spillage (which is not insignificant, he really wasn't paying attention) and the anakin dumps the rest of the bottle in his lap, and as you have pointed out obi-wan desperately requires that elixir. "you choose NOW to be yourself, of all times!" obi-wan yelps, dabbing at his now pink robes with a really pathetic cocktail napkin that managed to produce itself somewhere around when the wine glass did. there are other napkins. he just chose the smallest one. and then anakin snaps, "bold statement coming from you, you were BORN ANNOYING," and obi-wan is still struggling with the stain, but instead of grabbing a larger napkin, he asks the host very politely for a glass of water and then dumps it in his own lap. like he just lost all ability to reason through the problem. after that inscrutable display, he turns to anakin and says, "you have given me a migraine every day since i met you," and that's when anakin grabs a dicarded wing bone and moves to use it like a shiv. the host mouths "help" and that's when they try the War Crime Tiktoks

I HATE YOU SUPREME COURT!!!

Over the past 24 hours

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As we enter July in a few days I'd like to remind everyone that it's Disability Pride, Acceptance, and Awareness Month. We don't have to pick one. We shouldn't pick one. The needs of disabled people are just as diverse as the people themselves. Even people with the same disability will want the focus to be put on different things and that's ok and good. Let disabled people use this month for whatever we want to use it for.

“I may have miscalculated”

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I love the cat’s clear “thank you” meow

today the supreme court has ruled that businesses are allowed to discriminate against the LGBTQ+ community, in addition to taking steps to dismantle affirmative action. absolutely sick to my stomach right now. generations of progress gone within a day. on the last day of pride month they had to get their last fucking laugh huh?

The Count is so bitter about living under Habsburg and Hungarian rule:

"Ah, young sir, the Szekelys—and the Dracula as their heart's blood, their brains, and their swords—can boast a record that mushroom growths like the Hapsburgs and the Romanoffs can never reach. The warlike days are over. Blood is too precious a thing in these days of dishonourable peace"

I can't help but read this part as seething. He's sitting in his castle seething.

Fun fact: the historical Dracula was not a Szekely! Like straight up it isn't a factoid or something that cannot be verified its just a lie. The Dracula family (so named after the Order of the Dragon of which Vlad Tepeş's father was a member) were Wallachian, which is an historical region of Romania. The name Dracula itself is Romanian. Szekelys are an ethnic group within Hungarians. If Dracula was a Szekely he probably wouldn't be that mad about Hungarian rule, considering he'd be Hungarian himself. A Romanian boyar would have much more reason to be angry - but he would not claim to be a Szekely!

So I know this is most likely Bram failing at research but I like imagining that Dracula is lying through his teeth about who he is, either about being a Szekely or being Dracula. Why wouldn't he? It's not like Jonathan would know better.

Sketches of this orange guy who likes to wander into our yard and pretends like he owns the place. The audacity! 

and she picked just the right song

whhat the f

today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades

This kid is KILLING it!

I’ll be back in going to go watch Every single video about this subject

Been meaning to do this for years

Artist for the official sonic comics ^

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