i want this blog to always be a little crap
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
This post is a decade old this year.
Just shut up
Now Playing:
Bruno Mars - That's what I like
0:01 ❍─────── 4:28
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺
Volume: ▁▂▃▄▅▆▇ 100%
advanced monolithposting
guy: Bro she's a top but she looks like this
girl : Outta my way gay boy I'm about to evolve
girl 4hr into the future:
Ths one is advanced because U need to imagine it in your Head it did not really Happen
what am I supposed to do in a club. I go in them often but never know what to do, it ends up being extremely confusing. What do people do in them??
you may not have the clubber's temperament. perhaps your place is on the battlefield
ko-fi req: “I would like to request Vegeta eating an order of Blazin hot wings at Buffalo Wild Wings because he heard that Kakarot can easily eat them but hes clearly having trouble eating them but he wont stop because of his Saiyan pride and has this really intensely angry face”
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
if we wanna save tumblr we just have to put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen
I cant quite find a job right now, Im in college and I struggle with physical pain often, Im also trying to find doctor appointments to consult about my possible tinnitus & astigmatism. Im quite frankly not enjoying my time lately at home so I would like to move out.
Rent where Im looking for to stay + Common expenses are 600 approximately. I will try and get a job next summer during November & December, so I can cover most common expenses & rent, but meanwhile any donations would help immensely.
Were also looking to meet up with my boyfriend soon. If you could help them out too that would mean a lot. Here is their venmo.
Please dont tag as anything & please share. Thanks
when i inevitably quit my shitty ass retail job im not even gonna write a letter i’m just going to print this out and give it to my boss
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
Being obsessed with your own OCs but literally never creating any art or content for them is such a curse. You'll be like "this reminds me of blorbo from my head :)", and everyone else will just be like "? who thef uck"





