if I was in the Shrek universe i would be a divorce lawyer and I'd have a billboard that says like "when happily ever after isn't anymore" or something like that

hate when couples say ‘we’re pregnant!!!’ both of you? prove it

A male pufferfish tries to impress potential mates with his masterpiece. ✨

I am going to spit on Thomas Edison's grave

I don’t think dandelions are weeds. I think dandelions are free flowers that four year olds can pick for their mommies

A very wee hermit crab

he Shell Too Big For He Gotdamn Him

please tell me im not the only one who remembers that photoset/gif that went around where it has the final scenes of death note where light is trying to defend himself but someone replaced the text so it was him teaching them how to swim

rainbow trout

i can’t decide if this is the single coolest girl in the world for making danger her middle name or the silliest for not seeing the raw power of “millipede danger” which is the greatest name i have ever heard

My friends teenage pitbutt pitbulled directly into the couch at 90mph

I finally caught him strutting on camera

Why are the memes for breaking bad so much better than the actual show?

This is literally an exchange from the actual show

Some Dreamworks & Disney characters fan art I drew in the past couple of years. The most recent one is the Dr. Facilier art >:)

Who do you like the most? I have more Hades & Eris arts UPD - added Puss in Boots art. Actual Puss can be found here :)