Glass Onion Parallels (insp)

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

vibes tbh

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

Buying a car

English added by me :)

as annoying as the established writerly phenomenon of "I've been stuck on this awkward little transition scene for days and finally realized the story would be stronger if I just cut it" is, it doesn't hold a candle to "I've done the reflection and this awkward little transition scene I've been stuck on for days is actually load-bearing, which means that unfortunately I still need to write the damn thing."

jazz-induced psychosis

psychosis-induced jazz

imagine believing in the power of music to heal but the way your music heals specifically is enraging people back into their faculties

ding ding ding!

people have these “my dog is a democrat” stickers and I like to imagine them with increasingly unlikely animals professing more niche political opinions:

“My dog is a democrat” stickers Cause plenty spontaneous snickers, But I can’t help ponder Where else their views wander, On what other points my pet bickers.

To my mind the option it brings Of increasingly niche-seeming things Your critter conceives. MY catfish believes In the heavenly birthright of kings.

:o

The Beast that Bothers

Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story

25 Cheap Plant-Based Staples

1) Rice: Rice is a cheap, versatile and filling staple, in an airtight container it lasts around 6 months. Try to avoid buying microwave rice, as the mark-up is enormous. Instead, buy it in 10kg bags, widely available online.

2) Noodles: Wheat and rice noodles are generally vegan, they are very cheap and last a long time. Many packet noodles/ramen are vegan, as are many of the stir fry noodle packs you get in supermarkets - just make sure you avoid egg noodles.

3) Pasta: Dried pasta is another great product to always have in the cupboard, it is one of the least expensive items in any supermarket, can be bought in bulk and has a very long shelf life. If you can find (or make) vegan pesto it tends to stretch further than pasta sauce since you don’t need to use much of it, it also lasts a lot longer in the fridge when opened and generally has a lot less sugar. You can also just make your own sauce with canned tomatoes, garlic, nutritional yeast and spices. 4) Beans: Beans are one of the most accessible protein sources, and come in a wide variety to keep things interesting. You can use them to make burgers, chilli, or use things like canned baked beans as toppings for baked potatoes, or on toast topped with nutritional yeast and a little pepper. 5) Chickpeas: Chickpeas can be purchased very cheaply canned, and in large bags in bulk if you’re willing to prep them yourself.  Use them as the ‘main’ part of any meal, put them in a curry or salad, toast them for a snack, or make hummus and falafel out of them. You can even use the leftover chickpea water (aquafaba) in baking as an egg replacement. 6) Lentils: Similar to chickpeas, lentils can be bought canned or in large bags as bulk products. Again them as the ‘main’ part of a meal, they also make a great low cost alternative to mince in pasta dishes or to use to make burgers. 7) Oats: Oats are very cheap, can be bought in bulk and have great shelf life. A serving size is ½ cup dried but you can double that for a really filling meal - throw in 1tbsp of chia seeds and some cinnamon for a nutritional powerhouse of a breakfast for very little money. Best to make with water instead of plant-milk to avoid the extra cost, and if you soak the oats overnight it makes them creamy enough without milk. 8) Potatoes: Potatoes are one of the cheapest foods available in most supermarkets. They are versatile, filling and healthy in moderation. Don’t buy boxed jacket potatoes, instead buy them raw, or you can get canned new potatoes which are surprisingly good fried. Sweet potatoes are also a good choice. 8) Nut butters: Depending on the type, nut butters can be purchased very cheaply and in large quantities. It has a surprisingly good shelf life, is an excellent source of heart healthy fats and is very high in protein. Buy the big 1kg tubs instead of the little ones, as it’s usually cheaper. 9) Grains: Grains like amaranth, buckwheat, millet, rye, wheat, spelt and quinoa are healthy foods that can make any meal filling and tend to be pretty inexpensive, depending on where you buy them. You can also use them to make your own much healthier bread, generally for less money too. Couscous, while not technically a grain, can be used like one and is great in salad or as it’s own side. 10) Tofu: A great low cost protein source, it is usually cheaper than comparable animal products. It soaks up flavour so use it how you would use chicken, or scramble it to mimic eggs. Buy firm tofu not silken, unless you’re scrambling or using as dessert. The trick is to drain the packet of water then freeze the tofu, then defrost over night before use. It lasts months in the freezer and removing the water this way means you don’t have to press it to get a firm texture. If you’re finding it expensive in supermarkets, try your local asian market. 11) Seitan: Seitan is made with wheat gluten and is extremely high in protein, as well as being one of the cheapest sources of protein per dollar when made at home and is around the same price as low quality beef in stores. It has a steaky texture and is very filling. It is a bit tricky to make at home, but you can make large batches and can be frozen. 12) Frozen fruit/vegetables: Large bags of mixed frozen fruits/vegetables can be bought extremely cheaply almost anywhere. Frozen fruit will be just as if not more nutritional than fresh fruit is, and many frozen vegetables are just as good. Carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, spinach, sprouts, cabbage, spinach, greenbeans and edamame beans are all quite a lot cheaper and more convenient when bought frozen. Frozen berries of any kind make great smoothies or a good addition to yoghurt. 13) Canned fruit/vegetables: Having a few cans of fruit or vegetables around is always a good idea, things like canned peas or corn can be a side on their own, canned peaches or orange pieces are an instant dessert and canned tomatoes can be used to make sauces. 14) Bread: Many new vegans assume bread is off limits, but many breads are vegan. Even speciality loafs are very cheap considering the amount of meals they can contribute towards, and they can be a good source of carbohydrates and protein. 15) Plant Milks: Plans milks do tend to be more expensive than dairy milk unfortunately, so you may need to use less of it than you’re used to if you want to spend the same money. That said, you can make your own oat milk for very little money - it just takes a while to soak. Plant milks are packed with calcium and are supplemented with vitamins B6 and B12. 16) Non-Dairy Spreads: Non-dairy spreads can be made form a variety of sources, from soy or olives to coconut oil. They tend to be comparable to dairy butter in terms of calcium, but without the unhealthy fats and cholesterol. They are usually priced similarly to their dairy counterparty. It spoils slower than dairy spread so buy the lager tubs to save money. 17) Peppers: Peppers tend to be very cheap to pick up in large bags, particularly frozen mixed bell peppers, which are very versatile. They can be stretched over several meals, and can add flavour and texture to curries, stir fries and salads.

18) Seeds: Seeds can be a cheap way to bulk up any meal or add extra nutritional value. There are plenty of popular varieties, but chia seeds deserve particularly mention. They make a great egg substitute in baking, can be sprinkled on cereal, yogurt or oatmeal. It is cheap to buy, and even a small packet lasts a long time.

19) Dark chocolate: Though there are a lot of non-dairy chocolate options nowadays, dark chocolate is more likely to be vegan as standard. It is healthier than milk chocolate, and it is usually cheaper to maintain as a regular sweet treat since you need less of it to be satisfied. It is also more versatile for use in baking and desserts.

20) Selected Produce: Fresh fruit and vegetables are not always expensive. Seasonal produce is usually cheap in most supermarkets, but some like bananas, apples, carrots, turnips, onions, spinach and potatoes are pretty cheap all year round and can often be bought on offer or as “irregular” (but still perfectly edible) for even less.

21) Meal replacement shakes: This is not a staple for most vegans but an option worth considering. They work out very cheap per meal, and some of the most widely available (like Huel) are vegan and nutritionally complete. Good for a quick, highly nutritious option, or as a way to cram in extra calories/nutrients if you need to. Works particularly well for a quick work/school lunch to avoid having to pack or buy a sandwich, or when travelling to avoid having to pay out for expensive pre-made foods. Blend in plant milk, nut butters or any of the seeds mentioned earlier for extra protein, nutrients and calories.

22) Nutritional Yeast: No list would be complete nooch - it lasts a long time and is one of the best sources of vitamin B12. It has a nutty, cheesy taste, so you can use it in place of anything you’d usually sprinkle cheese on. It is also great in soups and when used to make “cheesy”, creamy sauces.

23) Vegetable stock: Vegetable stock is good to have around for a variety of purposes; it will add flavour to any dish from gravies to soups and roast dinners. It is extremely cheap and relatively healthy if you go for a low sodium option, and even cheaper if you make it yourself from leftovers.

24) Herbs and Spices: Having a range of spices on hand is always a good idea, and will save you money in the long term, since buying spices tend to be much cheaper than buying pre-made sauces. If you’re not sure what to buy, opt for spice mixes, which often tell you what they’re for on the packet.

25) Condiments: For the same reason, have a variety of condiments on hand. Options like soy sauce, tamarind, hoisin, ketchup, malt vinegar, mustard (watch out for honey), BBQ sauce and siracha are usually vegan can make even really basic meals far more palatable.

I love never shutting up about how much easier it was to live in Europe as an American used to fighting tooth and claw for literally every little bit of basic zoo animal comfort or basic dignity. like that was my main takeaway from my time in Berlin and Japan was how much more unreasonably unpleasant and difficult every single thing is in the USA compared to any other comparable country on earth, and not for any good reason. there is no good reason for any of it. there are reasons, they're just stuff like "all Americans believe being unlucky is a divine punishment that is criminal to interfere with, disagreeing with this default position is regarded as domestic terrorism" and not anything like most economists and centrist intellectuals believe to be the reasons, such as "the size and geography of the United States present unique problems insurmountable by european models" which sounds more rational than the thing about how interfering with suffering is a crime here but which is in fact the bullshit answer out of the two

This is how Superhero v. Supervillain dynamics form.

gamechanger has 2 storylines. one is the episode to episode shenanigans, the escalation of games. the other is an extremely slow psychological thriller that exists only between Brennan Lee Mulligan and Sam Reich.

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

nasa: we're going to shoot three rockets directly at the sun during the total eclipse. for study and research purposes.

me: oh cool

nasa: we have named the rockets apep. this stands for atmospheric perturbations [in the] eclipse path.

me: oh cool

nasa: apep is also the ancient egyptian deity of chaos and darkness, who ceaselessly seeks to extinguish the sun. we launch these rockets directly at the sun in the name of apep.

me: oh... cool?

thinking about that sheet of elf drawings by ryoko kui and it's a Bunch of women looking amazing as hell and then there's like astarion really small in one corner and he looks like he was traced from the box art

And how her only comment on him is "Hrm, he's popular right now"

she doesn't give a FUCK about him it's so funny