Good For Her

Im always so delighted to remember that the blue meth in breaking bad was rock candy and the cast would constantly snack on it. It makes me want a show that uses breaking bad's insanely well crafted cinematography and wonderful writing but it's about an old witch and her young transgender apprentice opening a candy shop in a small village in the alps

”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

Your ass is getting opened in notepad

please god watch this right now

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

OP: Customer service wants video proof that my rice cooker is giving electric shocks

I hope the customer service department enjoys this video, because I just woke up the cat laughing.

(Sound on, folks.)

life is so beautiful. there’s literally bread and butter

#mybread #mybutter

people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

i know i’m like 3 months late to this trend but this was the first thing i thought of when i saw this meme

im back in the edelgard yuri trenches

Transcript: "There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know."

Please do not spoil who the character is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

scroll for me my angel of blogging

My five year plan is to just see what happens

To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

Yes

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a niche ship had me deleting all my filters on ao3 and just raw dogging it in there. discovered that I’m even more of a freak than I previously believed and also that sometimes you gotta give that tag you hate a try

we have been in the lowest depths of hell you and I