roommate reminded me how good Hole is
a silly comic and an even sillier idea (kamila loved the present)
i would be the best unreliable narrator i dont know shit that goes on around me
kyungusoo-deactivated20200513
i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
sibery
The struggle…
Ppl who had time for romance in high school we are so different. i was busy fighting for my life in my head
the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
Everyone in porno has a cute pink little asahole with no hair or hemorrhoids. A perfect little baby starfish. Not me. My asshole is a craggy PIT
Link descending into my B HOLE
Gonna queue this up to reblog around 8am my time bc it’s not fair that only the British people get to suffer
it’s ok some of us are irish 💕
Your people have suffered enough
born too late 2 be a pirate captain's whorish cabin boy. born too early to 2 be a post-apocalyptic warlords chained up lap boy. why live
i kno where my talents lie
Shoutout to incredibly contrived set-ups for kink stories, I respect the grind so much. One time I was frolicking in a field of flowers and I found a fic whose summary started w 'IN A WORLD WHERE THE LOSING ATTORNEY HAS TO SUCK OFF THEIR OPPOSITION' and it's been stuck on my mind ever since
jacks u off with these
papayapanda
please god delete this website
youve heard of missionary position. now get ready for MERCENARY position
[#knife against throat #against a wall #but like consensually]
there's something so compelling to me about the fact that sometimes leaving a blade or bullet inside the wound it made is the only way to prevent you from bleeding to death. something about the ironic symbolism of it. when the thing designed and intended to kill you is the only thing keeping you alive.
also yes i do enjoy a bit of penetration imagery and the perverse intimacy of violence. if you must know.
guys the consequences of inaction are noooootttt enough to motivate meeee
you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
the trick is though you can ALSO improve literally any word by adding girl behind it. scaredgirl. normalgirl. weirdgirl. sillygirl. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of ANYONES vocabulary
hey um chuckles nervously. what the fuck are they doing over on tiktok
yeah Girl (genus: tiktok) and Girl (genus: tumblr) are radically different beasts
if tumblr started calling smthn Girl Dinner it would mean either eating pussy/sucking dick or cannibalism.
girldinner (tiktok) vs girldinner (tumblr):