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Some Jelly Can Go At Mach 2

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John/Madelyn Dunkstein
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Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard

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Normal person: (uses standard Japanese athletic term)

Me (graduated summa cum laude from Yaoi University class of 2011):

Just killed Genichiro on my SECOND attempt at the boss, used ONE gourd sip in phase 1 and PERFECTED phase 3 in less than a minute

I feel about big boobs the way Marge Simpson feels about potatoes tbh

Aouder well actually folks I tried to type “Spider” but I fucked it up so bad the post is cancelled

steven universe fans sucked but none of yall get it. we were suffering, im so sorry we lashed out. it was the sigh of the opressed

they made us wait 5 months for an episode about how a character called mr smiley had a friend named mr frowny