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Leonie Zoé

@dunkelbxnt

yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm

yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.

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awlhf

And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.

this is the best thing ive ever heard

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

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aropride

"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level