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rb to squeeze your mutuals balls

Don't worry, You can trust me with the city budget, just let me in there. Come on, just let me have the budget. I will totally not gut the police budget to build a centralized mass transit network and new libraries. I will definitely not do that, just let me in there please. Come on let me have access to the city budget for 5 minutes. That's all I ask.

having curly hair is like playing a really scary guessing game where you don’t know what it’s going to do until it does it and the only way to fix it is to take another shower

balls deep in a cup of water

ah yes the two genders

the winston overwatch on my shoulder: come on now, pick your head up. we have a payload to push the evil winston overwatch on my other shoulder: kill yourself now.

One of the worst parts of current internet culture is that it makes good old fashioned complaining so difficult. I don’t wanna cancel anyone or bully anyone, I’m not trying to form a hate mob I’m not calling anyone out, i just wanna bitch about something. Because complaining is fun, good for you, even. Is that too much to ask? Where is the room for shooting the shit?

Kitty Must Touch

asexual nicki minaj moodboard

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stop putting this post on my dash do you not understand how fucking aphobic this shit is

It’s just not on boys. I know we all like to joke around here but when your posts are this likely to cause suicides, it’s just dangerous

imagine committing suicide over asexual nicki minaj moodbosrd

somehow, again,

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