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man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
Someone: *treats me badly*
Me: *forgives them immediately*
Me 2 weeks later, eyes snapping open at 3 am: you know what?? I'm mad at you.
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I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.
It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
Oh my god
funnytwittertweets
A Himbo must fulfill ALL!
THREE!
PILLARS!
- PURE OF HEART
- BROAD OF CHEST
- DUMB OF ASS
“I am here for you, my love.”
Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being." — Robert Anton Wilson
I want to eat all the time but i hate all flavours and textures lately so i just eat way too much and never enjoy it????? Help
Doesn't matter where i am, i always know I'm going to leave
