POLYGON SEPHIROTH
Anonymous asked:
The First Trio are all given toad status. What happens?
Angeal's toad form is bulky, clumsy, and very heavy. So much so that moving around requires great difficulty and he has to judge his jumps very carefully. Deep croak. Very brown and bumpy. People would probably say he's the ugliest thing they've ever seen. Poor Angeal is very paranoid after he changes back, constantly checking himself for nasty toad warts and wondering if it reflects him personally.
Genesis is small, lithe, and is constantly moving around. He will be THAT bitch who jumps onto your shoulder and immediately bleps his nasty tongue on your face, only to jump away again when you swipe at him. Unironically capable of doing some damage like this, if only to keep zipping around making his enemy hurt themselves trying to knock him away. Out of the three of them, he keeps his mind the easiest in toad form, very clever and resourceful.
Sephiroth's toad is...well, lazy. Lazy as shit. He'd rather hop off to someplace cozy and hibernate than engage the one who did this to him. It seems that out of the three of them, Sephiroth's mind is the slowest and most primitive when in toad status. He doesn't mind being carried around, often burrowing in people's pockets and going to sleep. He really doesn't seem to care about anything around him, occasionally scratching his eyeball with his teeny toad feet but otherwise completely uninterested. He does seem to like riding on Genesis' shoulder or making a tiny toad nest in his hair.
I noticed something in the new FF7 Rebirth trailer
Sephiroth reveals the nature of Jenova and her ability but why?
Sephiroth never even revealed Jenova like this in the OG as a part of his plan, so why is he doing this? Isn't revealing her nature the last thing Sephiroth wanted to do?
Here's what I think is happening, Sephiroth is being forced to work against Cloud. He traveled back in time, still tethered to Jenova, hoping to stop her and save the planet from whatever destiny it's tethered to (yet it also has consequences as we see in the alternative timeline)
Sephiroth is doing this of his own will
Yet he's still shackled to Jenova, so he needs Cloud's help in order to break free from her, but Jenova is taking advantage of Cloud's shattered mental state and false persona, so it's like a godly game of tug a war.
I think the Sephiroth who's manipulating Cloud and trying to convince him that Tifa isn't real is the past version of him from the OG, while the real Sephiroth, the one who we've been following all along, is trying to break free from destiny's grasp, stop Jenova and save the planet.
I could be wrong, and this is just a retelling of the OG, but I don't buy that one bit, especially when both the developers and part of the story say otherwise. Anyways, that's what I grabbed from this scene.
Anonymous asked:
That one of the toddlers remanents time travel but they call sephiroth mom and cloud dada...
Angeal and Génesis wonder if thats the reason they never see sephiroth nakes
Oh Cloud is now the hero of everyone in the infantry. While they don't know the exact details they have all heard how he managed to knock General Sephiroth up (with triplets!). He's like a god to them all know. They want to know how he did it and how the hell he managed to keep it completely secret up until now!
Genesis is having the time of his life. He thinks the whole situation is hilarious and is revealing in Sephiroth's discomfort about it all. He does want to know what it is/was about Cloud that had Sephiroth interested enough to allow him to impregnate him (even if it was unintentional) so is being a bit of a stalker/creep with Cloud.
Hojo is murderous and confused. He keeps track of Sephiroths' physic state pretty closely. He has no idea how he missed a whole pregnancy!
Sephiroth is mostly confused. He does in fact know how babies are made and he hasn't done anything like that with this random trooper! And while he also is probably somewhat are of Hojo/Shinra's cloning capacity/willingness he doesn't know why they would pick this random trooper as the other DNA source.
Cloud would just like the group to open up and swallow him whole.
"crowley's suffered more than jesus" "aziraphale has unhealed trauma" MICHAEL SHEEN HAD TO KISS DAVID TENNANT AND PRETEND HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT IMMENSELY WHOS THE REAL VICTIM HERE
Final Fantasy VII text posts (part 23)
Do you guys think Cloud will get skewered again in Rebirth
i love these two characters. i need to trap them in a collapsed building so they can talk about their feelings as one of them slowly bleeds out.
Catboy CC Sephiroth pausing mid-sentence through a long-winded presentation to the Shinra board because he hears someone using the can-opener five floors down.
*Genesis with a can-opener from five floors down*
Genesis: Get rekt catboy
Out of Context Shit Heard on the SOLDIER floor #3
Zack: Look at Sephiroth. No shirt. No mental stability. Just vibes
Roche: 10 gil says Sephiroth's hair is a wig
Sephiroth: I fell asleep in the elevator and not one person woke me up
Genesis: I shouldn't be giving mental health advice, I should be in a psyche ward
Angeal: Mhm mhm, great. Now was this before or after you decided to commit a felony??
Kunsel: Hmmm is that the sweet aroma of illegal activity i smell???
Zack: ALRIGHT, WHO WANTS TO CONTRIBUTE TO MY 'BUY SEPHIROTH A SHIRT' FUND???
Genesis: I'm loving the homoerotic vibe on the floor today fellas
Sephiroth: may I please have a donut *receives a donut from Angeal* thank you
Kunsel: You guys are concocting a plan on how to dismantle capitalism??? Without me????
Angeal: Sephiroth, why do you have a fake mustache?
Zack: *with an apple juice box* WHO'S READY TO GET DRUNK???
Angeal: Do you want to know what I think? No? Well I'm going to tell you what I think
Luxiere: Friends who kidnap Commander Rhapsodos and glue his mouth shut together stay together <3
Roche: No, Zack, melting your ice cream in the microwave and drinking it like soup isn't normal. Go see a therapist
Angeal to Genesis: Every time I find a gray hair on me I'm shaving a part of your head
Lazard: There's a packet of dubious white powder in Sephiroth's office and—oh, it's sugar?? Well that makes more sense
Sebastian to Essai: No homo bro but if I had boobs you'd be the first to squeeze them :)
Kunsel: OK, show of hands, who here would die for Zack Fair?
Luxiere: You don't KNOW YOUR ABCs???
Sephiroth: Ooh hiss hiss I'm a snake
Genesis: Infinito en misterio, es el don de la diosa—*cough cough*—sorry I think I glitched for a second there
Cloud: I would greatly benefit from being knocked out right now
Roche: Not to feed your delusions, but you look stunning today
Lazard: WHO CHANGED MY NAMEPLATE TO DIRECTOR LIZARD??
Cloud: I'm not even a SOLDIER and I can ascertain that half of you have never felt the touch of a woman
Lazard to the trio + Zack: Ah, yes if it isn't the four horsemen of the apocalypse
Cloud to Genesis: you are the patron saint of BEING A WHORE
Angeal: 🎵 How many explosives can I fit in this houseplant?
Roche to Kunsel: I WANT TO BELIEVE YOU'RE A PISCES BUT YOURE ACTING LIKE A SCORPIO
Lazard: No twerking in the break room, Zack
Kunsel: My name is Kunsel and I believe in extortion and federal crimes
Genesis: yes thank you, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, I KNOW THE FLOOR IS WET *proceeds to slip on the wet floor*
Sephiroth: Oh I'm sorry am I interrupting your mental breakdown?
Angeal: WHY IS THERE 12 POUNDS OF TURKEY BACON IN THE FRIDGE??
Cloud: well at least now we know what happened to the giant Sephiroth cardboard cutout in the training room
Genesis: And then I said to him: no, Sephiroth, I didn't steal your summon materia and I was totally lying
Cloud: You can't stand me?? Well sit down and endure me, bitch