in the new COD you can be nonbinary in the CIA and when u meet Ronald Reagan he respects your pronouns. i dont know how to process this information at all
Reagan let the AIDs epidemic kill an entire generation of queer people because he was too busy practicing the right pronouns for his non-binary CIA agent
he didnt do anything about AIDS cause he was too busy reading critical gender theory
*At CVS. A brown starling that’s stuck in the store, flies by the register*
me pointing at the bird: is that your manager
cashier: …
me: sorry, that was a bad joke
cashier: Oh good I was about to say, because clearly THAT’S our manager
*cashier points at a pigeon walking down aisle 4*
I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”
he just really tears it apart doesnt he
0.1% power
I hate this meme but 0.001% power
unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst
The amount of potential I have and knowingly waste is fucking ridiculous.
“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”
Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers
Please turn on audio it’s adorable
when u suckin dick and u look up and they like
“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”
me:
quick suggestion
let me raise you an idea ive been keeping for years, just for this moment
The unholy trinity.
bro they fucking hung the confederate statue in Raleigh
sokka was the only kid in that show with social skills and a brain and he effortlessly charmed literally every. single. person. he met especially royalty no matter the age or nation this is why the writers had to nerf him and make him a non bender cause if he coulda bend anything the show woulda been called sokka and his good pal the avatar and its main conflicts would all be resolved by the third episode tops
on one hand i don’t believe in really restricting media from my children. i understand the importance of varied intake with media. that being said i will not allow my children to watch paw patrol. it’s police propaganda.
not to beat a dead pig but i just want my followers to know that while yes, this is funny in the sense that we live in a farcical dystopia, paw patrol is one of the most pro-cop, pro-surveillance state shows i’ve seen since like, 24
also now they have a tracking puppy named tracker and he’s a chihuaha and lives in the jungle and he uses gratuitious spanish
I’m proud of him
He is just fucking great.
Fat pets who are obviously unhealthy: Bad
Wild animals who are fat because of humans: Bad
Wild animals who are supposed to be fat: Good
Wild animals who have gotten super fat because they’re just that good at survival: Very Good
meirl
